stfn, to random
@stfn@fosstodon.org avatar

Hey hey, what do you use to cleanup Mastodon?

A tootbrush

#DadJoke

histoftech, to Jokes
@histoftech@mastodon.social avatar

Proofs for the new print-n-fold 2024 desktop calendar almost done! If you want one, you can sign up to be notified when it’s ready to download (yes, it’s free): https://marhicks.com/keepintouch/

histoftech, to dadjokes
@histoftech@mastodon.social avatar

Hey, what do you call a lot of sheep rolling down a hill together?

A lambslide.

#dadjoke #dadjokes

vwbusguy, to random
@vwbusguy@mastodon.online avatar

What do you call a plant that definitely isn't a cactus?

Paul.

#Spanglish #Espangles #DadJoke

knuppelbeer, to random Dutch
@knuppelbeer@mastodon.social avatar

sinusitis natuurlijk

#dadjoke #sorry

Glimjii, to Starwars
maerlynofmiria, to random

DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): When Dad drops a pea off of his plate oh dear Ive peed on the table!

#dadjoke

odddev, to random
@odddev@hachyderm.io avatar

🐉
💧

Dragon Drop the less successful cousin

#dadjoke #dadjokes #programmerhumor

NeadReport, to random
@NeadReport@vivaldi.net avatar

Q: How much room does a fungi need to grow?

A: As mushroom as possible

#dadjoke

Dadlyambitions, to random
@Dadlyambitions@mastodon.social avatar

A capitalist hedgehog believes in prickle down economics.

#dadjoke #joke #pun #capitalism #hedgehog

stfn, to random
@stfn@fosstodon.org avatar

Word of caution, if you every fly the Polish Airlines, you will be flying a LOT

#DadJoke

c0dec0dec0de, to random
@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io avatar

Doing yard work with kiddo yesterday, he hopped into the wheelbarrow. So, obviously, it becomes a joke and not just a ride.
“Welcome to Wheelbarrow Airlines, where we have a better safety record than Boeing.”

johnstonphilip, to random
@johnstonphilip@mstdn.social avatar

A lot of nerds are trying to invent “general intelligence” but haven’t realized it’s a lot simpler than they think. Just make a baby, boom, you made something that has general intelligence. #dadjoke

Lumpbucket, to random
@Lumpbucket@mastodon.social avatar

For lease: Na'vi dad.

#avatar #dadjoke #merrychristmas

vwbusguy, to random
@vwbusguy@mastodon.online avatar

What do you call a father's day present delivered to the wrong person?

A faux pa gift!

iangriffin, to NewZealand
@iangriffin@mastodon.nz avatar

Another image taken in Infra red light from this morning. This is Titeremoana also known as Pudding Island in the Harbour near Portobello. I love IR photography. You see the world in a different light! #dadjoke #NewZealand #landscape

davemark, (edited ) to random
@davemark@mastodon.social avatar

Good morning! 😃

A dad is washing his car with his son and after awhile the son turns to his dad and says "Dad, why can't we use a sponge?"

I’ll show myself out…😉
#DadJoke

ai6yr, to random
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

Taking photos of studs. 😉 #dadjoke

LauraLangdon, to random
@LauraLangdon@hachyderm.io avatar

I got to my Dad! I was explaining that a Thunderbolt port can do everything a USB-C port can do plus more, and I suddenly realized that means: Thunderbolt is USB-C++. 😁

ziggy_southpaw, to genealogy

Heard about Mastodon on a genealogy subreddit and decided to try it out.

Open to recommendations and pointers on how to make the most of this space.

Interested in: #Genealogy #familyhistory #dna #stoicism #music #Politics #comedy #dadjoke

#introduction #introductions #newhere

minnfinn, to random
@minnfinn@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

I’m so tired I’m going to sleep until next year! #DadJoke #TiredForRealThoBCuzBabby

funhouseradio, to dating
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar

https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR
Be sure to check out our radio stream for more wacky amusements

b3nb3n, to random French
  • ... Et donc il y a cette vidéo avec des citrons sur Instagram...
  • Ah oui, sur Instagrume tu veux dire ?
  • ... [blanc]

Best #DadJoke ever.

midacre, to dadjokes
@midacre@mas.to avatar

I always wondered why we needed Geiger counters.

Then it clicked.

#dadjokes #dadjoke #radiation

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