What did the lettuce say to the celery?
“Quit stalking me!”
Dogs_cant_look_up, ‘Fine’ said the Celery, ‘let’s end this here and now’ as he drew his Scimitar.
AceFuzzLord, *lettuce end this here
henfredemars, Leaf me alone!
dogsnest, 
I don’t have thyme for this.
lemmyng, 
Celery responded “If you don’t like it just leaf.”
sundray, “It’s all in your head!”
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