slcw, to random
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

Less than 24 hours after #HouseRepublicans staged their little choreographed march to the #Senate to hand-deliver their bullshit #MayorkasImpeachment papers, the Senate has dismissed it, and won't be holding any trial. Great work by Commander #MikeJohnson and his pack of idiots! 🤣

#GOPfail #RepublicansAreTheProblem #MAGAfools #PartyOfStupid #MAGAcult #RepublicanIdiocy #VoteBlue #VoteBlue2024 #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

>> https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4600362-mayorkas-impeachment-dismissed-trial/

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

#WompWomp

Via emptywheel:

Good thing #Trump blew equivalent of >3% of that amount in London suing Christopher Steele after the statutes of limitation had expired,huh?

Hugo Lowell:

Wow — Republican National Committee has only $8m cash in hand, per year-end FEC filing. That’s the lowest fundraising year since 2013 #RNC #GOPfail

Litzz11, to random
@Litzz11@mastodon.world avatar

REVEALED: Nearly 30,000 firearms stolen from vehicles since Tennessee GOP relaxed gun laws

Republican sponsor: 'Listen, freedom comes with some dangers. That's one of the things that made our country great.'

The Law and Order party? They are arming criminals. And THEY. DON'T. CARE.
GunFAIL #GOPFail

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/revealed/revealed-nearly-30-000-firearms-stolen-from-vehicles-since-tennessee-gop-relaxed-gun-laws

TMRuppert, to USpolitics

Trumpf wasted $11 billion on a steel wall that hasn’t deterred a single migrant. ELEVEN BILLION DOLLARS. #USPolitics #GOPFail

TMRuppert, to random

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson reveals he is delusional, telling a Christian group, “The Lord began to wake me up, through this three-week process, in the middle of night to speak to me.”
#GOPFail #Dominionism

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-moses-christian-nationalist-gala-1234918565/

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

🤦🏻‍♀️ Omfg the stupid burns.

Via Brad Moss:

These were reimbursements to #Biden for car payments on truck that Biden has paid while Hunter changed career paths.

Big ol’ swing and a miss

[see image below]

Greg Price:

BREAKING: Joe Biden received direct monthly payments beginning in 2018 from #HunterBiden's LLC Owasco PC, which received millions of dollars of CCP linked payments, according to redacted bank records released today by GOPoversight. #GOPfail

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Welcome to the "I'm a Stupid GOP Fascist" Show!

Via Bradley Moss:

One is a legal right. The other is a medicine.

#RonnaMcDaniel: We have to get ID out to buy Sudafed and they don’t want you to show an ID to vote. That’s not good for democracy. #GOPfail

Kozmo, to random

#LizCheney: “Trump has told us that he thinks the Constitution can and should be suspended when necessary, that what happened on Jan. 6 was justified, that in a second Trump presidency he would seek retribution,” ... “The assumption that our institutions will protect themselves is purely wishful thinking by people who prefer to look the other way.”

“This the cause of our time.”

#GOPFail #VoteBlue #election2024
https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/liz-cheney-has-warned-us-will-we

Kozmo, to random

Republicans purposefully poison the electorate that otherwise vastly supports the core Democratic agenda. They have every interest in making sure Democrats don’t get credit for being responsible stewards of our economy.

We must stand loud for #democracy, respect, and the rule of law.

#GOP #GOPFail #VoteBlue
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/21/2207111/-Republican-chaos-is-purposefully-designed-to-dampen-voter-engagement

Kozmo, to random

Optimistic about 2024

  1. We keep winning elections.
  2. Democrats are in a remarkable period of popular vote dominance
  3. Joe #Biden is a good President, the country is better off and we will have a very strong case for re-election.
  4. #TFG is weaker than he looks right now
  5. Opposition and fear of MAGA is a dominant force in US politics today - a big problem for Trump in 2024.

#BidenHarris2024 #VoteBlue #election2024 #GOPFail
https://www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/i-am-very-optimistic-about-2024-on

Kozmo, to random

A VERY positive take on the Colorado judgment to allow #tfg on the ballot. Regardless of this court’s decision, it would be appealed, and every court above the trial court MUST pay deference to the trial judge’s finding of fact, which is Trump Engaged in Insurrection.

Higher courts will now freshly interpret the law and apply the law to the facts of this finding. That is the MOST important thing the trial judge could have done.

#election2024 #GOPFail
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/17/2206597/-The-Colorado-finding-that-Trump-engaged-in-insurrection-is-VERY-GOOD-NEWS

Kozmo, to random

Georgia #Republicans are standing up for #FaniWillis. Why? A conversion to support justice and the rule of law? Hahaha. Nope., It’s for the sake of Georgia business.

#GOPFail #GOPLies
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-fani-willis-2666287729/

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Ruh roh. Trouble in paradise.

Via Adam Parkhomenko:

Another fight is brewing

Chip Roy: I didn't come here to have the speaker of the house assume the position and in 17 days pass a continuing resolution off the floor of this house through suspension of the rules. #GOPfail

GottaLaff, to DaftPunk
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Dems in disarray. Oh wait.

Via Melanie Zanona:

The just cancelled the rest of votes today & tmrw, after conservatives tanked a procedural vote for a long term spending bill & another long term spending bill was facing major issues.

House not back until after Thanksgiving now.

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

FFS! People keep referring to these thugs as "children." This goes beyond childish behavior. These are f'ing thugs & Trump has gleefully groomed/incited/encouraged them to be this way.

See my earlier thread here: https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/111409838736935780

#GOPfail

Aaron Rupar:

This is the second time in a handful of months that Markwayne Mullin has challenged Sean O'Brien to a fist fight. There is something wrong with this guy.

Video via The Recount.

video/mp4

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Via Emptywheel:

This whole thread is superb. Read it!!

BUT -- it leaves out that the GOP also spent the last month chasing Hunter Biden's dick pics.

Here's the thread, via Threadreader: #GOPfascists #GOPfail

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1722971856712442027.html

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Via Haley Talbot

Here are the guys running so far. No women #GOPfail #Speaker

realTuckFrumper, to random
@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social avatar

'We're in a very bad place': Kevin McCarthy gives bleak analysis after latest Jordan flop https://www.rawstory.com/jim-jordan-2666033976/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JoeyBoughtACola,
@JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social avatar

@realTuckFrumper

And they did it to themselves because they're stupid.

#gopfail

w7voa, to random
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

Apparent tally of second route voting for House speaker: Jeffries (D-NY) 212; Jordan (R-OH) 199: McCarthy (R-CA) 5; Scalise (R-LA) 7; Others 10. No candidate has reached the needed 217 votes.

Dotards,
@Dotards@mastodon.social avatar

@w7voa @lisamelton

We owe our thanks to Matt Gaetz for helping to expose the House GOP for the clown show that it is.

#GOPfail

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

😂💪🏼👠 Nancy Pelosi on House #GOPfail: "I think they're taking lessons in mathematics and learning how to count."

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

🤦🏻‍♀️🤢House nominated fascist traitor Rep. (R-Ohio) for Speaker on Friday, the conference’s second attempt to find a candidate who can win the gavel on the House floor.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4254931-jim-jordan-wins-speaker-nomination/

Dotards,
@Dotards@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Who’s next on this list of highly qualified buffoons after gym jordan goes down in flames: gaetz?

#GOPfail #Democracy #News #Politics

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Big fat #GOPfail

Via Rep. Sean Casten:

117th Congress under Dem leadership delivered biggest infrastructure bill ever, biggest climate bill ever, slashed drug costs, massive $ to on shore mfg and funds to recover from covid downturn faster than any other OECD country.

118th congress under #GOP: not so much

Re:
The House goes into recess after two minutes

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

🤦🏻‍♀️ #GOPfail

Via Angry Staffer:

It’s cool, not like our ally is at war or anything. We don’t really need a functional House.

Take your time.

No rush.

Still gonna take that full $174,000 check though, huh?

Melanie Zanona:

Timing update: The House will NOT vote on electing a speaker this afternoon, per source. House will just come in at 3 and recess — so just a procedural vote.

KimPerales, to random
@KimPerales@toad.social avatar

Big Fail: Rep K McCarthy brought Rep J Boehner, HSE GOP ldr, to a rally on Tax Day 2009 & in ~200 cities the tea party was staging raucous demonstrations. With the support of RW estab. outfits: Fox Nws, Young Rs, Heritage FND & FreedomWorks, morphed into an angry protest of Obama, the new pres., Dem-controlled Congress, stimulus plan...

Events were disturbing: signs depicting Obama as the bloody-smiling Joker or Hitler, Obama Is the Anti-Christ... #GOPSabotage #GOPFail

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/10/how-kevin-mccarthy-tea-party-trump/

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

What else is new.

Via Scott MacFarlane:

...a bunch of Republican NO votes on this Republican bill

Rep Matt Rosendale (R-MT)

Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)

Rep Matt Gaetz (R-FL)

There are already 223 NO votes.

It’s dead

#GOPfail #GOPfascists

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