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SirTapTap,
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Well?

What will you say?

When god asks, "Well, did you Boost her posts?"

#shitpost #memes #meme

SirTapTap,
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SirTapTap,
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I just realized it's good I used the shitpost hashtag because someone could definitely assume this is some real Tumblr activism

SirTapTap,
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beeoproblem,
@beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@SirTapTap SUS SAAS SAUCE

SirTapTap,
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@beeoproblem it gets the JoJ DuD

puppygirlhornypost,
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you know I got in trouble for posting this one once in the wrong group chat lmao. gotta put the fed in fediverse am I right

#shitpost

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

need to be honest.

#shitpost

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

when fedi gives you wrenches make wrenchonade

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

when life gives you 🔧 reacts, take them melt them down and sell them for scrap. get on that entrepreneur grindset

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

THIS IS WHAT YOUR WOKE FEDI ADMINISTRATORS WANT TO DO TO TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES

#shitpost

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9u6108zd8v2m0x0a

SirTapTap,
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SirTapTap,
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puppygirlhornypost,
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$10,000 bounty for notorious Akkoma instance assassin. last known usernames @eris @eris @eris Approach this user with extreme caution on other instance software, do not approach if you are using Akkoma. /lh

#shitpost

puppygirlhornypost,
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This individual is extremely dangerous. It is currently unknown how many instances this individual has personally taken down, whether they are acting alone or in a group.

puppygirlhornypost,

you think fedi meta is rough as a user? imagine being an administrator and having local instance users tease you regarding where your tongue has been

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9u4g9eyerqos27dg

puppygirlhornypost,

I still can’t believe this came out of my mouth by the way

puppygirlhornypost,
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@puppygirlhornypost the shit that comes out of my mouth when I drop my filter never ceases to amaze me and crack me up because I was so right about this

parpok, Polish
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SirTapTap,
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SirTapTap,
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While an interesting thought experiment, I always found the idea that a society would:

  • be obliterated
  • come back
  • find the nuclear waste
  • have the capacity to extract it
  • NOT have the capacity to understand it
  • AND still find the radioactive material is meaningfully dangerous (the higher radiation, the shorter the half life)

is incredibly slim. Put a skull on it and bury it all in the same place imo. IDK how you're going to get a more objective indicator of DEATH HERE than a skull.

beeoproblem,
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@SirTapTap I can't help but think of all the "atomic" snake oil of the 50s where random products would have small amounts of radioactive crap added to them for vague benefits

Also mundane uses like hand warmers (alpha decay) glowing stuff etc

It would take folks a while to figure out "hey, these weird warm glowing rocks/metals will fucking kill you" if they're not sufficiently "hot" radiologically. Cancer is a sneaky bastid

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

for REAL.

liz,
@liz@moth.zone avatar

@puppygirlhornypost I know there's a lot of foxgirls for sure

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

@liz bag of grain girls just trying to live their life normally

puppygirlhornypost,

this is your friendly instance administrator announcement

#shitpost

tauon,

@puppygirlhornypost SORRY I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD DO THAT

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

chat where can i buy this?

val,

@puppygirlhornypost aliexpress

puppygirlhornypost,

hate it when this happens, it’s so awkward carrying them to my car to put in the trunk

puppygirlhornypost,
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this is my favorite demon core meme and nothing can ever top it.

#shitpost

4censord,
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@puppygirlhornypost lobe the meme, but my firs thought was napkin mathing how heavy that would be

puppygirlhornypost,
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@4censord you'd probably be shredded if you could even play that game

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

computer no. computer come back. computer tell me what happened. spit it out

#shitpost

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

how it feels looking at my control panel

#shitpost

lea,

@puppygirlhornypost me when i ignore my emails

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

@fEmber it's like doing the damn dishes all the time ​:neocat_floof_explode:​

puppygirlhornypost,

who up woeming

#shitpost

puppygirlhornypost,

the hardest part about a transbian relationship is determining who is the stuffed ikea shark and who is the touch starved fem leaning entity

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

by reacting with ​:neocat:​ you have acknowledged that your instance is capable of federating reacts with mine, and that you have access to a ​:neocat:​ emoji

#shitpost

puppygirlhornypost,

aight all i got are these twitter screenshots in this portion of export. i laughed at this one so you get it too

#shitpost

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