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taq

@taq@thicc.horse

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Resident Emacs slut

Some kind of fisher cat/kobold/otter creacher. Rocks enjoyer. Player of strange and esoteric games, like euchre and mahjong.

late 20s

In general I only want mutual follows so if youre not my vibe no hard feelings but i may not accept. DM me "every fascist deserves to die" when you send a frq or I'll reject it. just checking that youve read my bio ✌️

flirts and rp welcome if we're mutuals, but please cw it

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It is a lovely day in the village and you are a goblin with a fat ass

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changing my name to Caution ama

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i am being tempted towards sin

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non euclidean sex

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i can't wait for the fall of the Roman empire

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I'm hot!
if you agree, maybe give a few dollars to someone's # mutualAid posts

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what is a polycule but a latency resilient meme relay system

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gummy woem

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yanking the ring on a robot girls collar but it pulls the pin like a grenade

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being a thembo slut is kind of me doing a bit, but only in a fake it till you make it way

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the bust is inevitable 😏

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pro tip: try using lube

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"I know it's a big commitment, but i think I'm ready for it." I took her hands in mine, breathless with excitement but also terrified, unsure of what her answer might be. "I want to teach you emacs."

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Making a sin wave bass (its sin is lust)

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I'm trying to download a womb through bittorrent, can someone seed it

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phallic imagery is inherently masculine. it's masculine to think about big meaty cocks all day every day. it's manly to wonder what they taste like

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masking in public (covid) (autism) (therian)

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contemplate: tiddy

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grip life with your teeth

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wrestling as hard as i can and getting pinned down irresistibly would fix me

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they’re really trying to gaslight us into not wanting to retire now huh

Headline. The new retirement is no retirement: Baby boomers are keeping jobs well into their sixties and seventies because they 'like going to work.'

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@WorkingFamilies "i like going in to the office because they society i live in is intentionally organized around depriving me of all positive social experience outside of that (btw you'll get fired for fraternizing if you get your coworkers phone numbers)! 🤡"

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Todo

  • get high
  • stress cry
  • laundry (it can wait until tomorrow tho)

geez boss IDK, I'm already all full up

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i need to be picked up

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brain why are you hyperfixating on administrating a fediverse instance purely for trains (incl. model trains)

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@puppygirlhornypost I've got to be totally honest, i don't think trains will post very much

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Oh Captive, my Captive

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