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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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going to bed at 8:30PM for pride month

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“Listen to your body” is a fairytale made up by the eat a whole fucking pound of unbearably hot pasta industry to sell more whole fucking pound of unbearably hot pasta

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so cruel that Garmin makes hands-down the best semi-normal human grade GPS hardware but an accompanying software universe that is an array of slapdash bullshit half-wit fuck-off potatoes

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watching the motion picture HACKERS (1995) and realizing that in retrospect teenager-me watching this definitely had a stifling gay homosexual crush on the dumbass goober guy that's fucking dual wielding cigs

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This is the sluttiest I've ever dressed in public

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@gruff yes I am cruising

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fully understand and find practical, yet a bit needlessly morbid how plainly the fee schedule for lifetime fishing licenses in Virginia tracks to an actuarial "how much lifetime are we talking here" table

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bought some new guide books because I have decided that I have little enough going on in my life that I would like to learn to confidently differentiate species of pine

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never watched a Teletubbies and I do realize it is a program for very small children but every additional detail I read takes me closer to the abyss

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causing to be placed into the world a product which violates the sacred "righty tighty lefty loosey" principle.............. prison, honey

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brat is a Gay Era Album

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the Wikipedia category "Meals" is more dada than most and that is saying something

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staring at the character select screen where the FUCK is Zero Suit Samus--

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Australia is not a serious country

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@alt the town council in exile, how Belgian of them

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@alt okay somebody should do something about that, it feels like it should be possible to fix this

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one of the greatest things a female musician can do is use the verb "come" in a cheekily ambiguous way where it could be the homophonic vulgar colloquialism "cum" and that is why Chappell Roan's Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl" is so important

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doing "JavaScript" computer today

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@Purplebiker no I am not going to win at this like Jennifer Lawrence did

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have determined that the best way to make ""JavaScript"" computer is using Java

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excuse me

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okay shit calm down everyone there's plenty to go around it's not going anywhere

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@copperreddc where did you go in Minneapolis-St. Paul to smell this

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thought it was Thursday (it isn't)

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it's the "you need to call" with the smiley face that tells me people have been PRESSED about it

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we should not be required to catch or declare IOException after like 3:30PM I'm too tired for all that

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