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scottkeckwarren, 18 days ago to random

Last night we pushed the largest PR I've ever created at over 40k lines changed. We couldn't quite get sign-off from the stakeholders so scope creep was a nightmare. It's finally done and we only had a handful of bugs reported thanks to heavy TDD and Static Code Analysis!

grmpyprogrammer, 21 days ago to random

This past week I had a problem at DayJob that would’ve been easier to solve if we had adopted the use of repositories that create immutable value objects. Since this is a Laravel project, I was overruled. My first implementation ended up being wrong (found out via production testing) and the fix ended up involving Eloquent mutators.

I still think value objects are the better solution but my boss both disagrees and trolls me about it.

scottkeckwarren, 22 days ago to random

"You probably don’t need microservices" by @brunomvpcosta

https://www.thrownewexception.com/you-probably-dont-need-microservices/

scottkeckwarren, 28 days ago to random

Me: Can we schedule some time to discuss this? Here is a link to my calendar so you can pick the time that works best for you.

Client: Sounds great when can you meet

Me: ...

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scottkeckwarren, 30 days ago to random

Me: Can you please check (1) and (2)

Client: (1) is correct

Me: ....

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scottkeckwarren, 1 month ago to random

#phpc developers, sometimes when I run #phpunit I receive 100s of errors (in my integration tests) that might only originate from 2 lines. Is there a way to consolidate these based on stack trace?

scottkeckwarren, 1 month ago to random

May the 4th be with you!

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scottkeckwarren, 1 month ago to random

I added some more #elephpants to my herd! I now have duplicates to trade. #phptek

scottkeckwarren, 1 month ago to random

Thanks @aprilwensel for the great talk! #phptek

scottkeckwarren, 1 month ago to random

I’m getting my presentation ready for #phptek. It’s a challenge to hit the time. I’ll do a test run and it will be 5 minutes short so I add more and then it’s 10 minutes too long.

scottkeckwarren, 1 month ago to random

Does anyone else get a little angry when someone emails a Word Document to 20 people asking for feedback instead of sending a link to a Google Document?

scottkeckwarren, 2 months ago to random

#phpc #developers we just released a new #PhpCommunityCornerPodcast with @Crell where we discuss his talks at #phptek2023 come check it out. I'm excited to hear his talk "Never* use arrays"

https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-larry-garfield/

scottkeckwarren, 3 months ago to random

My eldest is learning division using partial quotients and it blows my mind that someone came up with this process. We had to work through a couple problems before I even understood it but it’s the closest I’ve seen to math magic.

scottkeckwarren, 3 months ago to random

Unfortunately it’s not THE Google.

scottkeckwarren, 4 months ago to random

Copilot is truly terrifying in what it spits out. Some times it’s garbage and sometimes it’s like it’s reading my mind.

scottkeckwarren, 4 months ago to random

I've been fighting with this API for over an hour and I figured out that if I sent 1 line item then it's sent back as an object but if I sent multiple line items it comes back as an array of objects. WTF honestly.

scottkeckwarren, 4 months ago to random

I'm making an effort to unsubscribe from every "newsletter"/ad mailing list that I'm on unless the emails "bring me joy". Some of the unsubscribe processes are annoying but this is the worst one. How many people miss the link?

scottkeckwarren, 5 months ago to random

I've been working off a to-do list I generate each morning and as I work through the items I cross each of them off. It's really satisfying but sometimes I have something I need to do immediately. I've been adding those after I complete them and then immediately crossing them off

scottkeckwarren, 5 months ago to LEGO

This is a new one for me but there’s something black(I’m assuming mold) in one of our #lego #advent calendar bags.

scottkeckwarren, 5 months ago to random

I'm excited to announce I will be presenting @phptek next year.

Blind bird tickets are still available at https://tek.phparch.com/ and they're well worth the price as you'll get to learn something and meet members of the community!

#phpc #phptek

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scottkeckwarren, 6 months ago to composer

Do other #phpc developers find themselves writing docker-composer instead of docker-compose all the time? I think it's because I'm so used to #composer commands.

#docker

scottkeckwarren, 9 months ago to random

We're less than a week away from both of my kids being in school all day long and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

scottkeckwarren, 1 year ago to random

Post #phptek lunch Lou Malnati's Pizza before I explore #chicago.

scottkeckwarren, 19 days ago to random

Me: Okay GitHub I'm on a deadline today so I need this code tested ASAP!

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