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ry, to random
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These days you just cover your car with homemade bumper stickers
https://mastodon.bot/

ry, to random
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Graceland

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hotdogsladies, to random
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I've just realized I run like Immortan Joe.

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@hotdogsladies It's time we send you out in the desert with a few guitarists

dan, to random
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Yeah, I recorded a video of my tv like a boomer watching cable news, so what!

ry,
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@dan [using my one annual earnest reply to dan] oh shit nice credit!

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@dan If I had a dime for every time I had a commercial credit, I might not have quit the business! 🥁

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@dan congrats on the super bowl spot

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Just reached a terrific bar prep milestone! 100 wrong answers to multiple choice questions! 🕺

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I watched this guy’s YouTube channel occasionally over a couple years until he released a bunch of “Karens yelling at my car” videos, after he put a $18,000 straight pipe unmuffled exhaust system on his doucebag Lambo. Video after video of people asking him to please stop revving a 120dB car inside a parking garage that amplifies it and him laughing in their faces.

Eat crow, Alex Choi, eat crow.

https://www.courtwatch.news/p/influencers-helicopter-firework-lamborghini

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@mathowie 🤣 Once again the Karens are yelling at me to stop shooting fireworks from aircraft on federal land and charging me with crimes 🤣

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MAYBE the new secret Bartender owner is Apple and they're going to roll it into macOS West Covina next week so they're keeping quiet until then

ry,
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@dan West Covina 🤣🕺

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Bartender 5 was on the old version from December 5.0.49. It was last used March 8, and now its permissions are revoked and it's in the trash. I'm not really going to rush to install anything else at the moment. This MacBook Pro is so old it doesn't have a notch, so what a "win" for me.

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@joesteel Time to move to that iPad-only workflow you’ve been dreaming about, I guess

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Don’t forget that Liz Phair’s Whitechocolatespaceegg is way better in reverse (except Headache/Ride) https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/eggspacechocolatewhite/pl.u-yZ8AlTAjGj1

ry, to random
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Here's a post nobody asked for.

List of every band I've played in, in roughly chronological order:

Anonymous Failure
Fake Society
Tunc D’Melyo (truly can't remember the spelling - short stint, dumb band)
A&B Wrecking Company (family band - played weddings and such)
Nox (short stint)
Funk Bus
Dan and The Big Red
Brooks Young Band (short stint)
Quite So
Undercover Treasure Chest Parade
Graph (the best music I’ll ever make)
Amidon Lawn Kiv

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@powerllama Bass players are in demand

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@powerllama Though four on the list were guitar roles, with Funk Bus probably being my best effort

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The Specials were so freaking cool.

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@hotdogsladies We enjoyed covering this in one of my high school bands, "Dan and the Big Red.” Big Red was Dan's bong. Later confiscated by the police and we can only assume made into a DARE prop.

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Everyone else can clock out for the day. Thanks for your hard work https://tacobelllabs.net/@ultranurd/112561145221586868

ry,
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Actually, Merlin, why don’t you stay on in case we get a rush before close https://mastodon.social/@hotdogsladies/112559971473167396

ry, to random
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On the third hour of trying to get my child to nap and now bringing this vibe:

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"Please make a detailed Renaissance-era painting of a learned chimpanzee with eyeglasses casually walking through a busy library with a chainsaw"

ry,
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@hotdogsladies Oh, bother

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@hotdogsladies BAHLDSGSDF sddsfsdf fThis is a most artful sentence, Mr Mann

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Property law is fun to learn when you want to learn 958 years of something

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@dan I think it was one million, but yeah unintentionally drawing from Mitch, I'm sure

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@dan Very little, indeed

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👀

ry,
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@nfd Dopamine here we come

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