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rootfs

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a massive dork, basically

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rootfs, to Diablo4
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Just got the opportunity to play Diablo 4 on Xbox thanks to GamePass...

Pros:

  • It's more Diablo
  • The game looks lovely in cinematics

Cons:

  • Why does it take seconds to quit the game?
  • Why does it need to have a network connection?
  • Why are there microtransactions in the game?
  • The game looks kinda boring gameplay wise (I was hoping for a behind the shoulder camera perspective tbh)

Not sure how I feel about D4...

#diablo4 #xbox #xboxSeriesX #games #gaming

rootfs, to Plants
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Hey all, I need some help regarding plants.

I have now got some plants in my house. I want to know the best times to water them as well as a general knowledge on what is the best temp/light, what to look for in terms of unhealthiness etc.

I don't mind an app, but I don't want subscription!

My best thing would perhaps be a wiki/youtube videos on what to do to maintain my plants.

I don't mind if app has an one off payment of £ - ££.

Any pointers? Thanks!

#plants #plant #houseplants

rootfs, to Games
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Hey all, I put a little handy guide on how to get EA classics working on your Steam Deck/Linux device (stuff like SimCity 3000, Populous: The Beginning, and Command and Conquer 2):

https://rootfsext2gz.com/games/eaclassicslinux/

#games #gaming #SteamDeck #EA #Classics #SimCity #SimCity3000 #PopTB #Populous #CommandAndConquer #cnc #cnc2

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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I am not going to post one, but please humour me by answering the question, I’m curious.

Which part of me would you be most excited to see...

rootfs,
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@girlonthenet I’ve picked one, although I’ve heard your voice (for those who are reading, subscribe to the Patreon!!) and honestly it’s sexy as hell, and it’s enough for me tbh!

atomicpoet, to random
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Head’s up. It looks like those Japanese spammers have now found their way to Mastodon servers. Some of these servers seem legit, but I’m defederating ones that are obviously not moderated.

rootfs,
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@atomicpoet I didn’t quite clock that. I’ll keep an eye on it. Thanks!

rootfs, to art
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My friend has an etsy store that has some cool and very cute items to check out!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/erinsemporiumdesign

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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Unpack my arse, you pricks.

rootfs,
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@girlonthenet I absolutely hate how Tescos Clubcard prices are just normal prices, and how unclubbed prices are basically extortion.

rootfs,
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jessica, to random
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mornin’

rootfs,
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@jessica afternoon

rootfs, to random
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had a lovely day looking at vacuum cleaners in the shop.

i'm not taking the piss, absolutely not joking. it was lovely.

rootfs,
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alright, i got myself the shark stratos because quite frankly, I want it and I want to be happy

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I want to give an uncharacteristically high quality thank you to everyone who supports my Patreon. I don't know if a dollar a month is a lot or a little to you, but it means the world to me either way. And my cats may not understand money, but they certainly appreciate the treats I am able to get them thanks to the generosity of internet strangers.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

rootfs,
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@lowqualityfacts the photo alt text implies that fishy isn’t cute. I’m afraid it’s a billion years in jail for you for that accusation/crime.

rootfs, to ai
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Has anyone heard of that ai song that’s on Twitter? It’s so laughably bad!

The ai drake/the weekend song that was made was done with real human artistry and a real human voice that was tweaked to sound like Drake/The Weeknd.

This is when you let computers come up with complete creativity.

#ai #twitter

rootfs,
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If you haven’t heard, then here you go, but please brace yourself:

https://youtu.be/mlSlDiqngcE?feature=shared

rootfs, to random
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woken up to the sound of neighbours having loud sex

shame it literally only lasted a few mins (not joking)

rootfs, (edited ) to music
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guys...

Guys....

GUYS!!

@jessica HAS RELEASED HER NEW HEAVY METAL ALBUM!!

It's called SALVATION, and it KICKS ASS!!

Give it a listen - FOR FREE - over here:

https://faircamp.radiofreefedi.net/voidconspiracy/salvation/

I've had such a great time listening to this album - I know you will too!

#music #heavymetal #metal #rock #bandcamp #faircamp

rootfs, to random
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I have the flu. I can't stop sneezing and coughing. :oh_no:

rootfs,
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I can tackle the coughing with some warm water mixed with honey. But the sneezing?? What's the cure for that???

jessica, to random
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Good morning, friends.

rootfs,
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@jessica mornin!

girlonthenet, to random
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NEW post for Patreons - this is mostly just for those of you who couldn't make the call. A little round-up plus answers to the Q&A because AS EVER I forgot to record them but THIS TIME I wrote the answers out for ya.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/zoom-call-wrap-q-90892325

rootfs,
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@girlonthenet Excellent! I'll be sure to check this out!!

Tattooed_mummy, to news
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  • rootfs,
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    @Tattooed_mummy

    1. What an absolute Karen
    2. She does realise that supermarket and stores have been selling this stuff since yonks with prams at similar height and nobody shat their pants??
    3. I know, obvious, but IT'S A LITERAL BABY!
    rootfs,
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    @Tattooed_mummy it's also amazing she got this flustered over sex products. Like, how was the baby ever conceived???!?!?

    Can't believe we've found Virgin Mary!

    rootfs,
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    @Tattooed_mummy honestly when I read the article, I thought they were selling condoms and lube at the family planning aisle, which made the article to me that even more crazy.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Patreon has unveiled their new logo, which is whatever the heck the amorphous blob on the left is. Please boost if you prefer the logo I designed for them. They still have time to make the right choice.

    And please support my Patreon so I can continue to do Patreon's work for them.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Potato A potato Three potatoes Red potato Eat a potato Only potatoes Need a potato

    rootfs,
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    @lowqualityfacts I thought this was a piss-take at first, then I went to Patreon...

    ... what were they thinking!??!?!?

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Just wanted to show everyone how fat my girlfriend's sister's cat is:

    Same chonker, zoomed in.

    rootfs,
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    @lowqualityfacts oh lawd he comin

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