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ohalexsimmons

@ohalexsimmons@socialclub.nyc

Comedian • VO talent • Trekkie • Fauxtographer • He/Him Radical dreamer in the city that never sleeps.

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ohalexsimmons, to comics
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A teleporter who can only teleport when moving, and when they re-appear, they make an explosion relative to the speed they were moving at when the ported.

Code name, Sonic Boom.

ohalexsimmons, to DnD
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ohalexsimmons, to music
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So... What should I play on it first? #music #guitar #gretsch

ohalexsimmons, to fujifilm
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I should be shooting.
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#fujifilm #photography #rain #storm

ohalexsimmons,
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@yanncphoto My body and most lenses are weather resistant I just don't like getting rained on. 😆

ohalexsimmons, to random
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I love to laugh at a joke I make to myself in public cause it makes me that weirdo who just suddenly gufaws in public.

They're just jealous they can't crack themselves up whenever they want.

ohalexsimmons, to StarTrek
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ohalexsimmons, to DCComics
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One thing Jewish actor David Corenswet cast as means is James Gunn won't have any of this T-pose BS in his Superman movie.

He's Moses damnit, not Christ.
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@joel Not the same pose, and Superman's story is based on Moses his creators have confirmed it.

ohalexsimmons,
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@joel my bad, fam!

ohalexsimmons, to scifi
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If a customer on the phone asks if I'm AI one more time I'll just start saying "Yea but don't worry I'm 3 laws safe." #sff #scifi

ohalexsimmons, to threads
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Is posting on #Threads, #Twitter, #Bluesky, and #Mastodon called cross-stitching?

ohalexsimmons, to threads
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#Threads is the homecoming bonfire party.

#Bluesky is smoking weed with the cool english lit majors in the woods behind the bleachers.

#Twitter is hanging by the dumpster with the edgy kids.

#Mastodon is AV club.
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#socialmedia #twittermigration #riptwitter

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