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miss_brainfart

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Hi, I’m Miss Brainfart.

I’m afraid of sharks, with the exception being blåhaj. What could that possibly mean, huh.
(That’s not a hint, I genuinely have no idea)

Lemmings can also find me @miss_brainfart:catgirl.cloud on Matrix, if they desire to do so for e2ee reasons

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miss_brainfart,
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Kann die Nutzung von Briar das umgehen?

miss_brainfart,
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It’s just that it’s incredibly wasteful/polluting.

Which actually makes it illegal in some countries, too

miss_brainfart,
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Anyone need help with, uh, computers?

miss_brainfart,
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How can I help?

A common problem I see is plugging the exhaust and running super hot because of it. But it appears to be on purpose in many cases, and the result is rather interesting to observe, I’ve found.

The buttons on the front panel may also need some fiddling every now and then to keep them functioning firmly.

Some issues need me to go a bit deeper inside though, to solve them to satisfaction.

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I always start with the buttons up top, this is how you turn on the computer, after all.

But you know, it wouldn’t matter if nothing needs fixing, I always like to play around, just working my way through everything there is to do, really getting down to it.

miss_brainfart,
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Oh, I always make sure to turn it into a job for two people. Makes it easier to reach all the important spots when you have a helping hand.

However, make sure to follow my lead, your hands need to go exactly where I tell you to put them.

(Jokes aside for a second, never reach into an open power supply unless you know what you’re doing. In fact, best to not open it in the first place.)

So, now that everything is turned on, let’s go over how to mount a drive

miss_brainfart,
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Actually, mounting should happen automatically when you insert a drive into the back port. And then you can load your files to the internal drive

miss_brainfart,
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We can start whenever you want, my system is never microsoft

miss_brainfart,
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Actually, it might not get hard anymore once I get my hands on this new firmware crack

miss_brainfart,
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Well, this crack allows me to increase the padding around the buttons up top, allowing easier handling. My drive however will likely be neither hard nor solid, but probably floppy.

The code that needs to be injected for this to work needs official approval first, though.

miss_brainfart,
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God, I love this one so much

miss_brainfart,
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The dumbest part for me is that I already have an appointment with the cracked firmware distributors but it won’t go anywhere because I can’t even get on a waiting list to talk about offical approval.

We’re gonna get there. I can’t believe in either of our healthcare systems, but I believe in us.

miss_brainfart,
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Let me send you a big, big hug❤️

miss_brainfart,
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I think I might be really bad at fixing computers, because it always ends in a data leak.

Also, the people on blahaj zone are the best❤️
I’ve had so many genuinely nice interactions here, it makes up for all the bad ones in other places

miss_brainfart,
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I signed up to lemmy ml because it has most topics I’m interested in, but turns out I basically live on blahaj zone now. Might as well transition (hihi) to here at this point^^

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Sis is correct, no worries^^

Well, guess I know what I’ll do today

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It can pull weight at 4k, but I’m not sure if that is justification to slam it for not having the memory for 4k.

There are many games that cut it awfully close with 12GB at 1440p, for some it’s actually not enough. And when Nvidia pushes Raytracing as hard as they do, not giving us the little extra memory we need for that is just a dick move.

Whatever this card costs, 12GB of vram is simply not appropriate.

miss_brainfart,
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So, uh… Go ahead, check mine

miss_brainfart, (edited )
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So, you like it? If you do, you can keep it

miss_brainfart,
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I’d gladly save some gas by letting them push me

miss_brainfart,
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Asking as someone who doesn’t know anything about any of this:

Does more B mean better?

miss_brainfart,
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Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I’ve experienced so far

miss_brainfart,
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Yes and no.

I’m calling the shots in the bedroom

miss_brainfart,
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Oh my, you’re being so direct about it. I like it when subs know what they want.

Good girl

miss_brainfart,
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Thank you, you sweet little person in my phone <3

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