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“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp

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Here’s something I learned from the 2005 feature film “Lord of War” starring Nicholas Cage:

That flag is now Dutch.

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Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.

Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora

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Does that mean geese are very reckless owls?

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Not to mention that one COVID microchip stores as much data as 20,000 polio microchips.

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There really are people who don’t give me time to react to the light change. I drive a manual. It takes time to clutch in, first gear, brake out, throttle in, clutch out. And don’t get me started on inclines.

I sometimes have to go straight through a specific light (where 95% of traffic goes right) to get home. So I’m first in line waiting at the red. No turn signal because I’m crossing the road. A woman in an SUV sitting behind me gives a little honk. Then a few seconds pass and she starts laying on her horn. I had to reach up and out of my sunroof and point straight ahead to tell her I am going straight. Stopped honking after that.

Oh and turning right on red is fucking optional.

Some people.

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I was walking my dog around the yard last night. We don’t have any lights in the backyard so I always go out with a flashlight. Pointing it at the ground, I could see them emerging by the dozens.

So anyway, the flashlight gets put up for a few weeks.

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I’ve been running Half Life for the first time recently. I’m only a quarter century late.

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I actually have done this in my auto Civic after daily driving my manual Prelude for a while. The good thing is I was only moving about 8 miles an hour when it happened, so it looked weird. Would be kind of cool to have the narrow brake pedal in the Civic lol

But yeah, I’ve been thinking about swapping the auto Civic for a manual Accord of the same vintage.

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Can’t do the Christmas lights, I’m too busy hating my toaster.

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Fun fact: Neptune was discovered on 23 Sept 1846. It takes 164.8 Earth years for it to complete an orbit, which means that the first full Neptunian year since discovery happened 12 July 2011.

space.com/12249-neptune-completes-orbit-discovery…

Pluto won’t do this for another 154 years.

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This kind of thing is what got me into actually reading install wizards instead of clicking next, next, agree, next, yes, install, finish. I learned I could just uncheck those agree/install boxes and still install the software I actually wanted without all the extra crap. That’s one trend from the 00s and early 10s I do not miss.

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Exceptions to rules almost always exist.

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I would, but to do so, I must first insert my poo key. And I dunno, these voting requirements are getting more and more ridiculous each year. I have rights under the Twenty-Sixth, dammit!

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It probably does, actually. Idaho isn’t exactly known for good sense, people first policies.

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Man, I remember when Steve-O got his butt pierced. Good times.

spicytuna62,
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You’re technically correct on one point, and totally entitled to your opinion on the other. But brown mushrooms (not from a can) sauteed into a hamburger steak gravy will kick it up about 14 notches, give or take.

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