Colin Quinn (old school standup goat) doing almost an hour of therapy-related comedy jokes at a psychiatrist conference is one of the best things I didn’t know I needed.
I was watching Instagram reels and there was one on how to enjoy disneyworld with no lines and it began by saying get up at 4:30am to workout while booking fast passes then get to the park 90min before opening and I thought it was a parody of Disney advice videos but I kept watching and it wasn’t comedy they were dead serious through the end.
It’s remarkable how fast I went from occasionally playing a couple games on my phone to please don’t bother me while I’m doing my morning rounds of mini crosswords, sudoku, solitaire, and connections.
I’ve run Rewind https://www.rewind.ai/ on my phone since it launched. It takes periodic screenshots of whatever I’m looking at every few minutes.
It’s somewhat useful but INSANELY invasive. I tried to screen capture what looking back a week through my phone’s activity looks like and I can’t share a clip that doesn’t reveal tons of sensitive info about me.
Anyway, I would NEVER trust a company like Microsoft to run an app like this (or even Apple). I can’t believe it shipped in Windows 11.
@mathowie Boy, if you ever needed a way to quickly figure out whether a company is even worth working for…. If they think this is a good idea, they are not serious people that make good decisions.
Sharks, I’m here today to pitch my new movie streaming service that is going to revolutionize film by adding A.I. to all your favorites. Imagine seeing movies you love but made even better.
Today I’m asking for $200M to help launch and for that you’ll get one percent of the company.
@mathowie Add haley joel to any movie: free! But then if you need to got back to not having haley joel in the movie, you're going to want to upgrade to the premium plus tier.
I watched this guy’s YouTube channel occasionally over a couple years until he released a bunch of “Karens yelling at my car” videos, after he put a $18,000 straight pipe unmuffled exhaust system on his doucebag Lambo. Video after video of people asking him to please stop revving a 120dB car inside a parking garage that amplifies it and him laughing in their faces.
I rewatched The Glass Onion this week and the way Rian Johnson absolutely nailed his parody of Elon Musk from way back in 2022 is astounding. When it came out, it was a funny story about a rich idiot that seemed amped up 200% over reality.
Two years later, the pomposity of Ed Norton’s character no longer seems outlandish. It’s like Musk viewed The Glass Onion as a documentary and has steered directly into his skids ever since.
Checked out the scotusblog livestream of Supreme Court opinions where lawyers explain decisions as they come out in realtime and it reminded me of 20 years ago, loading up MacRumors every January to read what was being said in untelevised apple keynotes, but instead of a new PowerBook or iMac, the stream is about which of our fundamental rights just got curtailed.
I haven’t seen my nephew in a couple years but just got his high school graduation announcement. It’s 2024, so of course his hair looks like an alpaca.
I'm one of those Caitlin Clark bandwagon jumpers on watching all the WNBA for the first time this year.
Amongst all the hand-wringing about Clark, the way commentators talk about the players and even the players themselves about how "every new player is supposed to be hazed, I was beat down hard my first year, it was part of my coming up in the WNBA"
and I'm like, uh, that's language abusers use to justify their mistreatment?
I know the WNBA is part of the NBA so a lot of culture and rules come down from the men's side of the sport, and I honestly wonder if that's the reason for the completely different experience of rookie women pro soccer players in their own leagues versus rookie pro women basketball players in the US.
honestly, I enjoy watching WNBA games because like women's pro soccer, it's more just straightforward gameplay. Games run faster, less breaks, less fouls, less bullshit personalities working the refs and making a 48min game clock last four hours (cough, LeBron, cough). You can watch a whole game in less than 2hrs and many of them are tense and tight. It's just plain great sports without as many time-outs and ad breaks.
NYC canceling their congestion pricing plan just before launch is absurd. Each time I go to NYC it seems crazier to me that any public cars are allowed in Manhattan at all. It worked in London, it works all over Europe.
Big trucks bring in morning supplies. Taxis help people around. But privately owned cars? Pay $20 for the one day you must drive around but otherwise? Subways and buses can take you everywhere.
Manhattan would be so utterly transformed in multiple good ways by cutting car traffic in half, I think everyone in NYC govt over the age of 40 is terrified of how great the change would be and are kneeling to old business owners to never even test it out.
@mathowie I get the sentiment. I lived in Manhattan for 2 years, then in Brooklyn (working in Manhattan) for another 14.
But as someone who worked in Manhattan, I regularly needed to drive a private vehicle. I was a contractor and needed to attend client meetings with samples, demos, materials, etc.
I suppose $20/trip wouldn’t kill my profits, but considering all the work I did to GET the client was not billed, it would certainly make me think twice about taking certain meetings.