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laurence, 6 days ago to random

Charmingly violent Helluva Boss AMV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiEwOSIzi4

Vylar_Kaftan, 27 days ago to random

Guest: “Where’s your bathroom?”

Me: “Upstairs past the puzzle room!”

Guest: “Wait, what?”

—my wish for our Myst-themed dream house

nocontexttrek, 28 days ago to StarTrek

#StarTrek

andrewt, 1 month ago to random

🎶 I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
🎶 I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
🎶 I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
🎶 With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
🎶 I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
🎶 And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
🎶 I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
🎶 And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on

KiwiEV, 10 months ago to random

I read recently of a foreign visitor to Auckland airport who kept hearing bizarre announcements for a passenger to make their way to the 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯.
It took them some time to realise the kiwi announcer was asking the passenger to go to Domestic Check-in. 😂