glencoe

glencoe, 5 days ago to random

[literally every time I've seen a bottle of kikkoman for the last ~22 years]
show me, shoyu, kikkoman, kikkoman
show me, shoyu, kikkomaaaan alright

glencoe, 10 days ago to Europe

Europe facts: Europe is the largest Europe in Europe! #EuropeFacts #Europe

glencoe, 12 days ago to random

glencoe, 22 days ago to random

it's my job to gently kiss the bristles of every toothbrush in the world before they put them in the packages, ur welcome i love u

christianp, 25 days ago (edited 25 days ago) to random

Pals, what's the least egregious TV I can buy today, in the UK?
I want as little "smart" internet-connected nonsense as possible. Not bothered about 4k or massive size, but it should sound and look good.

That is, what's the Brother laser printer of TVs?

glencoe, 1 month ago to random

cat monchin on cronchies from the perspective of an extreme fisheye lens placed in the cronchies so the cat's face gets wildly distorted when they move towards it

glencoe, 1 month ago to random

cat chewing on something crunchy overlaid on an image of a gemstone vending machine upon which is written "Warning!!!! these are not sweet they are gemstones please insert $2 coin"

glencoe, 1 month ago to random

I wish phones had this sort of tech instead of the glass/plastic hate rectangle.

mechanical calculating machine

glencoe, 1 month ago to random

person rolls a 1 on a d20, then tries to pour some water, the spout of their sink disconnects entirely followed by a vertical jet of water.

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

going on a macroplastic diet.
starting with this vintage K67 kiosk.

gotta get my macrobiome in balance.

#foodhealthstip #balanceddiet

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

person putting on a unicorn mask backwards, then doing a sort of flat body crab walk skittering move backwards while trying to pop 3 ballons on the wall near them

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

a person dragging a layer on a drawing of a weird man turtle, the layer contains the head and a very very long neck which they drag up so far and then the head pops up on another person across the room's laptop from the bottom of the screen, scaring them.

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

No one tells you this but if you boop the toe beans on a cat in the correct order you can reach the International Cat Switchboard.

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

dog walks in through a magnetic door screen/curtain, cat inside looks back at the camera briefly before leaping through it awkwardly with all 4 legs out text: My cat always makes the most dramatic exit...

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

People who can't ice skate at the edge of the rink like:

cat walking on hind legs with front legs up on a ledge, looking like a very awkward human walk motion.

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

God forbid women do anything :eyeroll:

#HotGirlShit #Burglary ​

burglar in australia caught doing a yoga routine in the car park on CCTV before stealing an ipad and some almond croissants

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

Another little known fact about non-binary people, we digest those lil DO NOT EAT packets in packages, like it's nothing to us, easy in fact.

waitworry, 2 months ago to random

the best allies are always the ones who get mad if you don't show them enough gratitude

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

>hear that it's a new moon
>check
>it's the same fucken moon as before 😩​

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

Ed Harris, The Apyss (1989)

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

glencoe, 2 months ago to random

When they ask if I'm into salsa.