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Hardware / software necromancer, collector of Weird Stuff, maker of Death Generators. (she/they🏳️‍⚧️)

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I've been trying to google/amazon this and having basically no results, so I'm asking here in case anyone knows:

I need graph paper. Specifically I need LARGE graph paper. Like, not an A4 sheet, I need A1-A0 (24/33" or 33x46").
4x4 per inch, or 5x5 per inch grid spaces. I basically need a graph paper with a TON of squares, and I'm not finding it.

foone,
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I'm hoping I can get it somewhere pre-made but my fallback option is to get a "poster" made that's a custom image I've made that's just a grid. The only issue there would be finding the right texture paper, I don't want something glossy that I can't color in

foone,
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a1 (22"x17") at 1/4" grid is SLIGHTLY too small for what I need.
so I'd need a0 (which I can't find) or a1 1/5" (which I also can't find)

foone, (edited )
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I specifically need graph paper with 96x48 squares.
17x11" at 1/5" is 85x55, so it's close.
22x17" at 1/4" is 88x68, so it's closer.

foone,
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okay I what I need has been found:

https://mastodon.xyz/@Leeisme/112589351534902569

foone, to random
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a twitch streamer who has a 2D or 3D animated avatar on screen. They're writing C++ code with virtual inheritance

it's a vtuber vtable!

foone,
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@joshourisman exactly

foone, to random
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repaired, cleaned up, and re-capped a 68-key keyboard.

It had a keyswitch broken, and a few missing caps, so I repaired it and stuck some new caps on it.

foone, to random
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I found an amazon listing that is for an "HD DVD player"

by which they mean a DVD player that supports HD output, because it's an upscaler.

YALL KNOW HD-DVD IS A DIFFERENT THING, RIGHT?

foone, to random
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My temp job hasn't been able to have any hours for me for about a month, thanks to technical issues (I can't exactly run the scanner if the scanner is broken!), so I'm kinda completely broke at the moment.
If you've got a spare couple of dollars, it'd really help me get to the next paycheck.

https://ko-fi.com/fooneturing

foone, to random
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I wonder how illegal it would be if you opened up a VHS rental store today, and had unofficial VHS copies of modern films, dubbed from either Netflix or uhd 4k blurays

foone,
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I'd be paying for a bluray per VHS tap, so I didn't make any extra "copies".
And you can't DMCA me: it's not digital.

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The kinda counterpart to the Torment Nexus is that sometimes as a writer you're not really trying to write a cautionary tale so much as thinking that if the Torment Nexus did exist, you personally would not be able to resist it, and would have a lot of fun (and probably screw up your life big time) abusing the Torment Nexus.

So you're writing about the Torment Nexus because it doesn't exist and writing about it is as close as you can get to being able to play with it.

foone, to random
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I'm disappointed that progress in dial up modems seems to have stopped around 2002. You can buy a PCIe modem and it'll be 56k just like the PCI modem you bought back in 2000!

We should invest more into improving modems that work over plain old telephone lines.

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Oh come on, America! It's not THAT bad of a programming language!

foone, to random
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I could go down the long rabbithole of figuring out how to call g*mp's image manipulation tools from a commandline or API, or getting imagemagick installed on this PC and figuring out how to port it over there...

or I could be silly and take advantage of the fact that I'm applying gamma ramps to an 8-bit greyscale image. What's the difference between the "before" and "after" images? a different palette.

foone,
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why do calculations when instead you could just do...
im.putpalette(gamma_ramps_applied_greyscale_palette)?

foone,
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two of the best feelings when programming are:

  1. figuring out a really clever way to solve a problem
  2. figuring out a really stupid way to solve a problem
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Based on this idea:
https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/112572811010797144

How about an email client that uses Glide, the 3DFX 3d rendering library?
Specifically targeting the voodoo 2. (I know it's PCI, but there are PCI->PCIe adapters).

The OS can't screenshot it because the OS has no idea what pixels are there!

foone,
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minor downsides:

  1. can't use standard GUI elements. gotta redesign it from the ground up based on 3D primitives.
    2.gotta be fullscreen and 16bit color
  2. output quality is only VGA, and I think it maxes out at 800x600
foone,
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on the plus side, it's physically impossible for any AI bullshit to screenshot it, unless you accidentally attach a VGA capture device or point a camera at the monitor

foone,
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or if windows 11 knows how to call grLfbLock(). but I don't think it does

kiwa, (edited ) to random
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hmm maybe i need to make a solar powered floppy disk server

foone,
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@kiwa before I have to

foone, to random
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I think this is what my next keyboard is gonna look like.

foone,
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New possibility. I really should have a shift key on this but I think I can make login/fill context sensitive.

foone,
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HOPEFULLY FINAL EDITION: I've got login/fill split, and I added an ENHANCE button. originally it was going to say "INV. COLOR" but my algorithm is slightly more complicated, thus... "enhance"

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