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exchgr

@exchgr@mastodon.world

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

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apocalypse lqqks

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some of these? can’t believe they even shipped the new app without them. waiting until it’s ready is not against the law https://www.threads.net/@chris/post/C7zW_dAPSwx

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I guess you could say I have a type https://mastodon.social/@BenRiceM/112559269135303303

The Dead Letters chapter title from Control
The Room 665 Chapter title from Alan Wake 2
The Obscura 4 welcome screen

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@BenRiceM dang i really gotta play the alan wake series

exchgr,
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@BenRiceM i loved control! it was one of the first games i played when i got my pandemic ps4

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it’s lurchtime

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the opposite of woke is sleeple

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somebody should’ve told the sonos app team about the strangler fig pattern https://martinfowler.com/bliki/StranglerFigApplication.html

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sam altman: 🫥
satya nadella: 😈
sundar pichai: 😅
tim cook: 😌

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gritting teeth and white-knuckling all the way to wwdc https://infosec.exchange/@SecurityWriter/112558224281615019

exchgr,
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@rstevens oh yeah wait, they both start at $1k, what the heck

exchgr,
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@rstevens i’m still running an m1 mac, and it’s still more powerful than i need. and i do somewhat heavy audio, photo, and coding work on it

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@danblondell @rstevens i’m guessing the latter. cdw also supples macs at a discount

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they’ve already accepted a bunch of agreements. the trick is getting israel to do it https://www.threads.net/@potus/post/C7xfNFOgE9I

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you ever think about how the standard cartoon bomb (a large blue or black sphere with a big fuse coming out the top) is essentially the "save icon" of destruction, because 1) it's symbolic meaning is widely understood, and 2) it's an anachronism that is widely recognized only for its symbolic meaning as its real life counterpart is long obsolete?

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@aeva @cwebber speaking of bombs and icons

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FaceTime? i’d rather FaceAcquittal

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@danblondell if the balaclava doesn’t fit

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let the games begin https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/31/vermont-oil-companies-climate-superfund-act

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nyc housing market feels like an oligopsony

exchgr,
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@brianstorms lol just referring to how everything seems owned by large landlords who charge exorbitant and ever-increasing rent even though the city population is declining

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one thing i wish midea u did is coordinate with other midea u in the same home to balance the power usage between rooms more. often one will be powerful enough to keep other rooms just under the threshold of needing to turn on, but then it’ll get stuck in its low power state that keeps it above the threshold of turning off. but if the others turned on, they’d all get cool very quickly together and turn off

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cyberfrunk

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Good to see some bald-first design https://mastodon.social/@BenRiceM/112534227963146097

exchgr,
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@danblondell bald men’s rights? what about bald men’s wrongs??

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omfg they finally added this warning to the top of the npm website

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i feel like a lot of these right-wing coal-rolling crybaby types just need a stern mom in their lives to tell them to put their toys away

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How much do you bet this product makes it to market without accounting for the fact that some people have longer hair than these two men or sometimes wear hats?

(from @gruber)

A photo of Sam Altman. His hair is quite short.
A photo of Jony Ive. His head is shaved.

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@BenRiceM a significant sum

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