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errant, 10 days ago to random

O to be caressed by the sun and the wind. What more should one even ask for

errant, 17 days ago to random

Can someone explain to me why so many people make calls on their phone while holding it a few centimeters away frpm their face, at a weird angle?

errant, 26 days ago to random

Bird blocks the way.

errant, 1 month ago to random

I'm happy to share with you all the Praha Leggy!

The last time I visited the Prague zoo, all I got was an empty enclosure. Thats also what I found this time, at first, but I'm craftier now, and knew to check back intermittently. Lo and behold, first try I found it patrolling its domain for a bit. Even dashed a couple times

I was excited to find out that the zoo also has a secretarybird, but unfortunately it was kept indoors in some off-limits area due to the cold weather.

errant, 1 month ago to random

Normalise growing wings and tails

errant, 2 months ago to random

People need to understand that no matter how much Discord sucks (now?), it SOLVED issues people had with, for example, IRC. Unless you solve at least the vast majority of those problems, your suggestion is not a drop-in replacement for Discord.
I won't try to determine what, exactly, those original problems were even if I have some ideas.

But the new problem is this: your solution needs to be a drop-in replacement for Discord or most people won't care. It does not matter whether or not you agree with their assessment

errant, 2 months ago to random

I love what Signal is doing with the new phone number privacy but now what I think it still sorely needs is being able to be seen as "Human McHumanname" to one set of groups and contacts, but "Fuzzbutt the Mobile Apocalypse" to your Inner Circle

errant, 3 months ago to random

The desire to be a bird is overwhelming, it is only really challenged by the wish to be a cat, which is overpowering, and is only overshadowed by the deep-seated need to be a maned wolf, which is all-encompassing and only matched by the dream to be a bird which...

errant, 3 months ago to random

I just stared at code for something like 6 hours straight to understand what is going wrong, how this system is supposed to work and why is it not.

I'm not paid for this and barely actually play the game lol

It appears that a single ! was missing :blobcatgoogly:

errant, 3 months ago to random

It's wingsday, my dear birds and dragons and bats and monsters and synths and planes and robots and

errant, 4 months ago to random

Two crows were shredding each other down on the ground, and the entire local crowmmunity had loud opinions about it (but didnt seem to want to get involved).
Eventually some human walked over there to break up the fight, probably thinking he has made a difference. The crows took off and immediately switched to a dogfight, so. I don't think so. But I guess pushing something unseemly out of sight has always been the go-to solution

volpeon, 4 months ago to random

Please pat verification dragon to continue ​:drgn_cute:​

errant, 4 months ago to random

I just saw someone describe a standard chat system as "imagine discord with no pins" and I died a little inside

errant, 4 months ago to random

Biblically accurate christmas tree with flaming swords and a disturbing number of eyes

errant, 5 months ago to random

I bring you this breaking news: I saw a foxo.

errant, 5 months ago to random

Handed my magic rectangle to someone because they wanted to talk to the person I was talking with. I got the phone back with the question "What's this?"
It was a theropod figurine photo from the fedi timeline (which I assume came back into focus when they hung up the call)

This accidental illicit glimpse into the fediverse could have been SO much worse, haha

errant, 5 months ago to random

-Bird society would not have a concept of a "ground floor" for buldings, since it would not really be very important. They would start from floor one
(the audience murmurs)
-Please, hold your questions until the end of the presentation. Now, with their floors counting from one, this naturally leads to their programming variables indexing from one instead of ze ...
(the audience erupts into chaos and shouting. The first brick is thrown.)

errant, 5 months ago to random

In this game I'm playing, I found a minor treasure at the bottom of an elevator shaft. You can only find it if you take the elevator up, then jump out a window, and thus can look into the open elevator shaft. There is also a button there. It makes the elevator go up/down

There is no point for this button to be there in the bottom of the elevator shaft unless... A playtester sent the elevator down, jumped off, and got trapped under it. Environmental storytelling

errant, 5 months ago to random

Tesla workers in Sweden go on strike.
Tesla hires strikebreakers.
In response, various other workers start sabotaging Tesla. Their cars can't be unloaded from ships because dockworkers won't touch them, postal workers are apparently stalling delivery of license plates for teslas.

Naturally, Elon Musk reacts in a sane way
Haha just kidding he now wants to sue the state of Sweden

volpeon, 6 months ago to random

My body is awake, but my brain is ​:neofox_snug:​

volpeon, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

Seagull vs c̶r̶o̶w̶ jackdaw

errant, 6 months ago to random

It would not be my first choice, but being a high-flying light-absorbing sky dragon would be more than acceptable. With fancy iridescent highlights that sparkle in every color of the visual spectrum and a few beyond, purely for radiation deffense, you see, not because it looks pretty. No. Never. Couldn't be me.

errant, 6 months ago to random

"Missed call"

Wrong. I do not miss them