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dick_turpin

@dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

Linux/FOSS user & advocate.
Creative Commons suporter.
Tech Junkie.
I own far too many Raspberry Pi's.
Former Podcaster.

Well known for having outrageous views. If you don't like me, don't follow me. :-)

๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ: "๐˜ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜'๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ต!"

๐—”๐—น๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—™๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ: dick_turpin@castlecannon.house

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penguin42, to random
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Just spent an hour going through 4 years of statements from a company that notified me that they'd miscalculated some tax statements for 3 years but didn't bother to highlight the differences. The discrepancy is just over ยฃ3; which I think sometime means I paid about ยฃ1 too much tax.
<sigh>

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 Well, you're not having it back, it'll mess up all our figures!

dick_turpin, to random
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Currently Playing: ๐Ÿ”Š
Computer Love
-- Kraftwerk

dick_turpin, to random
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Swapped out my crusty keyboard for this Diddy replacement.

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 And cake, hopefully. ๐Ÿ™‚

dick_turpin, to random
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This looks sooo sexy, and yet all it is is a power block.
https://sharge.com/products/shargeek-170/

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 @stsquad Now that made me laugh out loud, you BarSteward.

".......see where the smoke is coming from."

matt, to politics
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Now that the UK has announced a Genital Election, I'm really looking forward to all the political content coming our way.

This isn't even sarcasm. I love a UK election.

#Politics #UKpol #UnitedKingdom #GeneralElection #Election2024

dick_turpin,
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@matt "Genital" ๐Ÿคฃ

dick_turpin,
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@matt That's totally unfair. How can you possibly say that about Count Binface?

dick_turpin, to random
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Fuck me! David Cameron is running around telling everyone how the UK is beefing up its defences and strengthening ties we have with our allies, and now we are being warned to keep three days of supplies somewhere safe, just in case!

There's definitely something they're not telling us.

Are the Tories taking a leaf out of Maggie's playbook, Falklands.yml, and looking to start a small war to win the next election?

https://news.sky.com/story/britons-should-have-three-days-worth-of-tinned-food-and-water-government-says-13141114

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 Poetic justice! It looks like the EU (Apart from France) will have to start sucking up to the UK to get them out of the shit once more. Tsk, I dunno. This will be the 3rd time we've had to raise a BEF. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿคฃ

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 They don't have nukes. Poland is used to being occupied, and Czechia is used to having Russians in its country. ๐Ÿ˜‰

TBH, given the Russian army's piss poor performance in the field against Ukraine, I don't think Europe has much to worry about other than their nukes, and the question is, how many of them are actually serviceable or viable?

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 I think I could take 'em. ๐Ÿ˜‰

dick_turpin, to random
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TFFT!
The children finally have milk. Plus 300 cans of Tango and a case of Red Bull. I've nabbed a couple of cans of Red Bull before this lot guzzles everything.

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 Fancy a brew?

dick_turpin, to random
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Sony to build a dedicated production line for the #raspberrypi5

https://www.eenewseurope.com/en/sony-plans-dedicated-raspberry-pi-5-line-ahead-of-ipo/

dick_turpin, to random
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Sunday dinner er in the sun nice. #uksun

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 Turkey, carrots, greens, roast potatoes, cocktail sausage, Yorkshire pudding, Turkey gravy, and bread rolls.
All cooked by my own fair hand, including the rolls.

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 bugger, and stuffing balls.

dick_turpin,
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@penguin42 Yeah, dried up and unloved. ๐Ÿคฃ

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