daniel

daniel, 4 days ago to random

I already voted so I went for a lil bike ride because I am apparently unable to read a weather forecast.

The view from my bike into a flooded underpass
Selfie back home with my back and ass absolutely sprayed with mud

daniel, 8 days ago (edited 4 days ago) to random

Looks like Vision Pro usage has stabilised https://telemetrydeck.com/survey/apple/visionOS/users/

Edit: Added a note that no, VisionOS has more than 1000 users, it's just that that's the data we have :D~

daniel, 8 days ago to random

Someone fly up there and replace the gyros with döners
https://astrodon.social/@kellylepo/112560508778195588

daniel, 16 days ago to random

I love mealprep 😂

42 little lunch food jars, stacked on my counter. Most are chili cock carne, chili sin carne, Thai curry, and ravioli

daniel, 16 days ago (edited 16 days ago) to random

Submitted these to Cotton Bureau, let's see if they approve it 😁 (cc @Verso && @jamesthomson )

Edit: OMG IT'S LIVE! Get it now – I set the profit margin to $0 https://cottonbureau.com/p/5HMJEY/shirt/telemetrydeck-mascot#/20415975/tee-men-standard-tee-orange-poly-cotton-s

daniel, 17 days ago to random

Good morning Fediverse! Momo says you gotta be on your best behavior today

daniel, 18 days ago to f1

OMG AN OVERTAKE #f1

daniel, 18 days ago to f1

Monaco Grand Prix is not exactly gripping 😂 #f1

daniel, 18 days ago to random

Good morning Fediverse

daniel, 20 days ago to random

Happy 5 billion to us 🥳🥳🥳🥳

daniel, 23 days ago to random

I went past a rocket factory yesterday

daniel, 24 days ago (edited 23 days ago) to random

A sentence that helped me a lot this week is „that’s not my beer“, the German idiom meaning, „I accept I’m not responsible for this.“ So I built myself a reminder, lest I forget the sentence.

Edit: I reprinted it to correct the text to “Ceci n'est ma bière”

daniel, 27 days ago to random German

I and @lisa met @marina yesterday and it was fantastic and super fun 🤩 ! Distributed offices rock, but hanging out in person every once in a while is too!

daniel, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random German

Ok das ist echt cool. Hut ab vor Augsburg. Brief des Augsburger Sozialreferenten über die bezahlkarte für asylsuchende. Die Stadt wird sich so gut es geht gegen die Einführung der Bezahlkarte wehren und alle Möglichkeiten ausschöpfen, Asyl Suchenden bessere Möglichkeiten zu bieten.

Edit: inzwischen geh ich davon aus dass der Brief nicht echt ist. Dafür spricht die schlechte Druckqualität und die Botschaft in der Fusszeile. Schade eigentlich.

daniel, 1 month ago to random

I think I somehow hurt my wrist? It stings when I move it but I can't remember doing anything?

daniel, 1 month ago to random

Uuugh … the kubernetes server decided to update all its node machines at once, resulting in every damn service restarting, resulting in me getting very thoroughly woken up by „everything is on fire“ alarms.

Everything is fine, all services came back online by themselves 🙄

Gonna go back to bed 😴 ninight

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

How do you measure percieved software quality?

daniel, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

I went for a hike

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

Your timeline has been blessed with 🐙Business Daniel™️

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

Ugh this morning I found cat barf on the floor AND I had to block a domain full of Nazis. Let’s hope the rest of the day is nicer.

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

App idea: A todo app where you estimate your todos with story points and importance. The app learns how many points you can fit into a single day (maybe also checking how free your calendar is) and distributes your list over the coming days and weeks.

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

Me and @marina talked to @Jeehut about localizing Swift apps, and it's been fantastic and insightful. Watch the recording here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgMpmEJYAFc

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

Wanna work with me for 20 hours a month? https://telemetrydeck.com/jobs/

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

Current status

daniel, 1 month ago to random German

Morning you cool smart good looking people!