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daniel

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com

Tortillas are awesome! Lead developer of https://social.telemetrydeck.com/@telemetrydeck . Taking ganders since 1984. searchable

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daniel, to random
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I already voted so I went for a lil bike ride because I am apparently unable to read a weather forecast.

The view from my bike into a flooded underpass
Selfie back home with my back and ass absolutely sprayed with mud

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Apple announced the Apple Design Awards winners before WWDC this year, and, on balance, it's a pretty good list: https://www.macstories.net/news/apple-design-award-winners-announced/

Congrats @JustMeDevin and @warpling for the win! So well deserved.

daniel,
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@viticci @JustMeDevin @warpling congrats indeed those are very worthy winners 🥳🥳🥳

daniel, (edited ) to random
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Looks like Vision Pro usage has stabilised https://telemetrydeck.com/survey/apple/visionOS/users/

Edit: Added a note that no, VisionOS has more than 1000 users, it's just that that's the data we have :D~

daniel,
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@schwa 1000 users in our dataset which is not representative. I’d recommend just looking at relative size

daniel,
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Here's a really pretty chart: https://telemetrydeck.com/survey/apple/iOS/minorSystemVersions/

daniel, to random
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Someone fly up there and replace the gyros with döners
https://astrodon.social/@kellylepo/112560508778195588

Hannah, to random
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The other day at work, in an online meeting, a fuckhead said the phrase “Well, it’s probably because she’s a woman and she doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about”, referring to an external contractor.

I’m not out, but I stopped the meeting and said “You don’t get to talk like that in front of me. Now, I have to call HR.”

There was laughter. To which I replied sternly, “It is not funny. Do better.”

There was no laughter then.

I don’t put up with that shit. Misogyny, any kind of trans- or queer- based phobia, racism. None. That’s how you ally - you speak up. You challenge the notion that these fuckers are in a safe place. You DO have power to create change. Be the voice for the voiceless.

Afterwards, two of the other attendees reached out to me to thank for my courage to stand up to one of the “cool kids”. I don’t need thanks, I need people to be better.

BE BETTER.

daniel,
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@Hannah @forschungstorte this is so awesome!! Thank you!

daniel, to f1
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Drink whenever Martin Brundle says „compound“ #f1

daniel, to random
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Voting is like cleaning your teeth. It’s recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

daniel, to CrystalsHashtags German
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Wenn eine offensichtlich herrenlose Katze in der Nachbarschaft rumläuft und nach ihrer Bezugsperson ruft, gibt’s da ne Stelle wo man das melden kann falls die Besitzer suchen? Der kleine hier ist super zutraulich, hat ein Tattoo im Ohr, und ist offensichtlich gestresst von der Außenwelt.

Ich denke ich ruf Montag mal beim Tierarzt an wenn er da immer noch da ist.

#augsburg #katze #entlaufen

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daniel, to random
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Brendan Eich what have you done

Reutter, to random German

Apple and I worked on this App Store story for a long time. It was a great experience. Here it is
https://apps.apple.com/de/story/id1687511419

daniel,
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@Reutter @lorihc ooh congrats 😍

_adora_belle_, to random German
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Neuer Renni-Sattel. Bin schon sehr gespannt.

daniel,
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@_adora_belle_ allein der Sattel sieht schon unglaublich schnell aus! Viel Spaß! 🚴‍♀️

Bella_la_Cat, to random German
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CN Covid

Joar damit hat es mich dann nach 4 Jahren auch offiziell erwischt

daniel,
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@Bella_la_Cat oh no gute Besserung und schnelle Genesung!

mamsell, to plushies German
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Boah, ich hatte nicht gedacht, dass das SO lange dauert mit dem Kraken stopfen 😂 Bisher jeder Tentakel ne Stunde, uff!

In other news, da ich ja eigentlich ne Kuscheltierphobie habe und nur Plushies stricke um den Stress durch überquellende Garnlagerkisten zu kompensieren… ich trage mich mit dem Gedanken, das Teil irgendwie meistbietend zur Gegenfinanzierung von medical shit zu versteigern.

🐙

daniel,
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@mamsell @handarbeiten @danielaKay omg wie wunderschön!!!

daniel, to random
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Takis Fuego, enter my body

daniel, to random
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Good morning Fediverse. The weather is horrible and I need to bring my bike to the shop. 🚿

daniel, to random
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Lewis Hamilton is on Hot Ones! 🔥 https://youtu.be/0PdtS98IlcM?si=L1SDglwtBzwD3Tp4

t_l_wood, to random
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It’s pretty out there tonight.

#SilentNight

daniel,
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@t_l_wood @konstantin ohh wow 🤩

daniel, to random
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I nerded and infodumped A LOT about race tracks and Gran Turismo today 🥰🏎️

pascoda, to random
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Just finalised my travel arrangements to arrive at @emf at End of May 🎉

@vagina_museum - I hope you're open on May 29th? I have a 3 hour layover in London and I was planning on stopping by 😁

daniel,
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@pascoda are they in a row?

mariechen, to random German
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Bin dann mal da :)
#gpn

daniel,
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@mariechen hab ultra viel Spaß!!!

fireantprincess, to random
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as all of you are not on twitter anymore I should maybe actually write here that I am going to be at the GPN, will arrive some time tomorrow

daniel,
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@fireantprincess have funnnnn

florian, to random German
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Nicht mehr ganz zwei Wochen bis zum Christopher Street Day in Augsburg 🏳️‍🌈 - am 8. Juni!

Die Parade startet um 12 Uhr am Königsplatz, das Straßenfest um 15 Uhr am Rathausplatz.

Drum herum gibt es viel Rahmenprogramm!

https://www.csd-augsburg.de/

daniel,
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@florian 🥳🥳🥳🥳

JustMeDevin, to random
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I’ll have a few of these to give away in Cupertino, will post details nearer the time 😊

daniel,
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@JustMeDevin 😍

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