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chronomyst

@chronomyst@jorts.horse

I'm here but not here

Perhaps misguided, certainly human

Keep your distance, partner

Reckon you for a stranger?

I wreck it up

Now it's in the walls

(now it's inside you)

(check under the bed)

BLM
ACAB
EFF U
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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Someone attempted Ockham's Razor against me today but I deflected with Buridan's Ass.

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children

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Full moon tomorrow.

The gateway between worlds opens.

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A person in a suit of Mentos is an unstoppable juggernaut.

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I don't know anything about history but the Hippies were eventually defeated and became known as the Beat Generation because of their failure.

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This is not my beautiful horse.

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Only a lunatic would buy this many glossy shots of Ringo Starr, only to sign them myself.

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Just waiting for that moment when the right toot resonates and a major publisher's acquisitions editor realizes the brilliance of such prose.

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Phrenology-based pickup lines do not seem to work.

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Things didn't turn out for the cat that got too curious.

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I want you to be happy.

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chronomyst,
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"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

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1001 Budget Ways To Remove Your Own Testicles

Or

Castration Without Cashtration

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I would enjoy losing my testicles.

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I guess for me, the 90s truly ended on December 31st, 1999.

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picnic

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This came out 8 years ago and I think it's high time we pause and reflect on how fucking weird CCP propaganda is, especially when they direct it at a western audience.

https://youtu.be/LhLrHCKMqyM?feature=shared

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they went strait gangsta with the 14th five year plan

https://youtu.be/tkKiiEMB5Ps?feature=shared

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