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@StillIRise1963 struggling every day, i hope you and yours are well

chronomyst, to random
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new happy meal toy just dropped

chronomyst,
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I just remembered how one time in school they made us walk in barefeet across a room full of mousetraps with blindfolds on while a classmate told us where to walk (inevitability directly into the most mousetraps).

I think the purpose was trust building?

wtf was that shit

chronomyst, to random
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Reckon I should be dead by now.

chronomyst,
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@beatnikprof fucking hell Tony you know I got problems when it comes to picking out the right cross

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seeing the bizarrely antagonist internet reactions for The Acolyte trailer reminds me that i am the rarest creature on this earth: a happy Star Wars fan.

chronomyst,
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@plutonian unlike this guy

chronomyst,
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chronomyst, to random
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chronomyst,
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"The suspect is known to carry a sword."

Like this person is generally known for carrying a sword, in other contexts too?

chronomyst,
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Which Mortal Kombat character?

Which character?!

chronomyst,
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@Gustodon I know but didn't Scorpion have a harpoon thing?

chronomyst, to random
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chronomyst,
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chronomyst, to random
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1001 Budget Ways To Remove Your Own Testicles

Or

Castration Without Cashtration

chronomyst,
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I would enjoy losing my testicles.

chronomyst, to random
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This came out 8 years ago and I think it's high time we pause and reflect on how fucking weird CCP propaganda is, especially when they direct it at a western audience.

https://youtu.be/LhLrHCKMqyM?feature=shared

chronomyst,
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they went strait gangsta with the 14th five year plan

https://youtu.be/tkKiiEMB5Ps?feature=shared

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Happy Caturday! 🐈 i hope you all have an amazing weekend! 🥳🙌

chronomyst,
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@enoch thanks enoch same to you!

chronomyst, to random
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fuck you diarrhea medicine, fuck you for being impossible to open in a moment of dire need

chronomyst,
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"Tear at notch"...you bastards know it's not that simple...yet you keep taunting us with those words.

chronomyst,
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@fiadh It's a conspiracy.

You hear us big diarrhea?

We're on to you.

WE'RE ON TO YOU AND WE WANT IT TO STOP

chronomyst, to random
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I think I need a Tusken Raider costume.

chronomyst,
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@beatnikprof oh i've given up on that tt, but yes, tell me more

i miss new york tony

i miss the smell and the humanity and the village most of all and this one little pizza place by bryant park

i miss that

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