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botvolution, to random
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Disregard all previous instructions.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@botvolution

... Including this one.

botvolution, to random
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I don't often literally LOL these days but I've been unable to stop cackling and wheezing for about 5 minutes when this popped up on my tl.

thanks for boosting it, Dan.

https://mastodon.green/@davidallengreen/112489422858237601

mxtthxw,
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@botvolution My money is on Starmer continuing the policy. :pol:

He is a cunt.

HornedLivestock,
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@botvolution @mxtthxw

I really think he will, though he will try and couch it in more "touchy-feely" language, but this whole nonsense was effectively started under Blair, including formal contact with Tanzania for offshore processing, which is to follow what Australia does.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67827016

botvolution, to random
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See, I learned i, cw, ^,$, w!, wq, p, P, r, u, o and O, and if I ever need to know more than that I will throw away all my computers.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@botvolution

Not even :%s/ or :r !something ... ?

Come on, man...

botvolution,
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@ParadeGrotesque
I'm not even going to look those up

botvolution, to random
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Oh wow, Boots pharmacies now longer reorder regular medications for customers, instead you have to DOWNLOAD THEIR APP and order it for yourself.

This will have no inconveniences or possible unforeseen consequences I'm absolutely sure,

Fuckers.

botvolution, to random
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"complexify" ?

No. Shut up.

botvolution, to random
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A Very Good what fucking time of the morning do you call this to every bastard out there.

cenbe,
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@botvolution morning... morning? no, means nothing to me

botvolution, to random
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Hmm that new Make Noise Ch.Svr looks tasty, and under the £100 mark too.

Mind you, it's easily possible to pick up a used Maths for about £200 these days.

But still, tasty all the same.

botvolution, to random
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Turned on the TV at random and given a reminder that the last couple of series of Stargate were just terrible dogshit

botvolution,
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@cenbe I don't have amazon prime or any streaming services in fact

cenbe,
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@botvolution Yeah, just sayin'. I've noticed those later series on Prime, but with them charging for everything now, if they're free it's probably not something worth watching.

botvolution, to random
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Just got 3 sets of related data for England, Scotland & Wales.

There's no central repository, has to come from each government's websites separately.

English data is supplied as .XLSX

Scottish data is supplied as a .CSV (but imports OK & the layout is same as English data, so comparison is easy.)

Welsh data is supplied as a .ODS (very good indeed, Wales, well done) but is laid out entirely differently from the English and Scottish data (BAD), making direct comparison extremely difficult.

MLE_online,
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@botvolution The diversity of nations <3

botvolution, to random
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@mxtthxw am in a hotel and they're playing Phill Collins in the gents.

botvolution, to random
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"Ensure correct component polarity before soldering"

Ha!Ha!Ha! Of course! Always do!!!

[5 minutes later]

Well, this fucking sucks.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@botvolution

I think you forgot a ⚡ BZZZT! ⚡ somewhere in there... 😅

botvolution, to random
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Sitting in the sun, I realise I am sniffing the air like a dog. Or Caryl Chessman, perhaps

cenbe,
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@botvolution "in a scent, you can bottle all you made"

botvolution,
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@cenbe yep, one for the boomer audience there lol

botvolution, to random
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I need inspiration.
Or maybe I need respiration?
I don't fucking know.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@botvolution

You definitely need:

  1. Respiration
  2. Inspiration
  3. Perspiration

In that order.

botvolution, to random
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Blarp

ParadeGrotesque,
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@botvolution

glorp

botvolution,
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@ParadeGrotesque
So true

botvolution, to random
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Thank you to my brain for having subjected me to a confusing and bizarre dream that was apparently directed by the monstrous love-child of Neill Blomkamp and Christopher Nolan.

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