alveolar_thrill

alveolar_thrill, 11 months ago to random

Drug addiction is not a criminal issue, it’s a health and social issue and it’s about time it starts being treated as such

alveolar_thrill, 10 months ago to random

I almost bought a jumper off depop because it said Bum Equipment but I exercised restraint

alveolar_thrill, 7 months ago to random

I think one of them most underrated Scottish insults is “it was called a jumpoline until yer maw jamp on it”

alveolar_thrill, 11 months ago to random

ONE OF THE CATS HAS JUST BROUGHT A LIVE MOUSE THROUGH THE CAT FLAP

alveolar_thrill, 8 months ago to random

My toxic trait is that I will ask every English person I meet what they call diluting juice, knowing fine well they call it squash, just so I can tell them that it’s actually called diluting juice

alveolar_thrill, 10 months ago to random

Absolutely mental how the Co-op started by working class men as a way of tackling the breadline and now they’re selling jars of pesto for £3.95

alveolar_thrill, 11 months ago to random

People have absolutely lost their minds

alveolar_thrill, 7 months ago to random

I had a dream that I got a brown tabby via the cat distribution system

alveolar_thrill, 7 months ago to random

I’m gonnae open up a sandwich shop called baguette tae fuck

alveolar_thrill, 4 months ago to random

From now on I am starting all emails with “I hope this email finds you before I do”

alveolar_thrill, 9 months ago to random

I’m actual fed up of shops requiring data just so people can buy food slightly more reasonably priced

alveolar_thrill, 8 months ago to random

Happy Halloween the first 👻

alveolar_thrill, 11 months ago to random

Aw Christ get the violins oot

alveolar_thrill, 8 months ago to random

My sister let my niece (7 yo) say one swear word on her birthday and she went “fucking bawbags”

alveolar_thrill, 7 months ago to random

This is the kind of Halloween I want

alveolar_thrill, 10 months ago to random

If an account’s only content is images they could at least add alt text, like it really doesn’t take much effort at all.

alveolar_thrill, 10 months ago to random

The best three kinds of beans are black, kidney, and baked.

alveolar_thrill, 8 months ago to random

Sometimes I read something in linguistics and all I can think is “who even came up with this pish”

alveolar_thrill, 10 months ago to random

Piers Morgan really said he’d be “executed” if he made a male equivalent of Barbie. Has he seen movies Hollywood put out?? There’s a reason the Bechdel test exists.

alveolar_thrill, 11 months ago to random

Hell is real and it’s called Mumsnet

alveolar_thrill, 1 month ago to random

I’m in Budapest and got pure raging for a second because you get discounted tickets for a museum if you’re an EU citizen 25 and under. I was like “yet another thing brexit has taken from me” but then I remembered I’m 27.

alveolar_thrill, 2 months ago to random

I’ve genuinely never separated colours from whites when doing laundry and I’ve never once ended up with pink t-shirts

alveolar_thrill, 1 month ago to Scotland

The aurora borealis at Harperrig reservoir in West Lothian, I was also lucky enough to see two shooting stars #scotland

The same reservoir but the colours become more intense
A shot on the night sky with the constellation Ursa Major, bright purple aurora hangs down
A rural area at night with green aurora fading into purple with a tiny crescent moon in the bottom right of the photo