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alveolar_thrill

@alveolar_thrill@mastodon.scot

Linguist • Scottish tap water enthusiast • expect typos Profile photo: Snufkin from Moomin

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In all seriousness how do you learn to swim properly as an adult

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Literally what is there to not love about beans on toast

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My toxic trait is that I will ask every English person I meet what they call diluting juice, knowing fine well they call it squash, just so I can tell them that it’s actually called diluting juice

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There’s a wee black cat that comes by a few times a week literally just to sit on the decking outside my door and stare at me when I’m in the kitchen

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I find it insane that zionists love to post clips of Palestinians talking in Arabic then claim they’re saying abhorrent antisemitic shit, as if Arabic isn’t one of the most widely spoken languages and they won’t be found out.

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It’s been a couple of months and I don’t think my weighted blanket will feel heavy again :(

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I am getting so bored with the gym but I’m intimidated by free weights because it’s the part of the gym where most of the men are

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My sister let my niece (7 yo) say one swear word on her birthday and she went “fucking bawbags”

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People have absolutely lost their minds

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I think the 90s and early 2000s was the golden era for tech design because it wasn’t taken so seriously as it is today

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I came over to Malmö for the day and while I was sitting in a park a man walked over to me gave me a rose and asked where I’m from and if I’m alone???

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I rarely drink irn bru at home but when I find it abroad I cannae help myself

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Do you ever just randomly get the egg ick where the even the thought of them is minging

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Is it possible to mute hashtags on this server?

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I almost bought a jumper off depop because it said Bum Equipment but I exercised restraint

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Naw am actual feart of this bed bug situation

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Last year I upgraded my old Sony headphones to Bose QC45 but I missed the brain shaking bass so I sold them and switched back to Sony, I do not regret it

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There’s a cat who’s been coming to my garden and hiding under the decking for ages now so I’m going to try and befriend him, maybe with dreamies

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The international chess federation have banned trans women from competing in women’s chess until further review due to an unfair advantage???????

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For the first time ever I’m actually sectioning my hair while dying it and not just squeezing the dye on my hair and rubbing it in at random parts

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I just came out to my dad and cried so many tears

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Me and my pal are gonna turn my wisdom tooth into jewellery

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I think I need to try barefoot shoes since I have a weird gait but they’re all so damn ugly

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I used to work in an outbound call centre asking for customer feedback about their local bank’s service. We got zero training on how to pronounce place names and I remember the first time I was confronted with “Cwmbran”.

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I really wish I could live close to my friends but that won’t be possible for a couple more years

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