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Wicket_weir

@Wicket_weir@mastodon.online

Mum 1st 💕 Lover of all things Christmas, Star Wars and McLaren F1 🎄✨🏁 Love Terry Pratchett's #DiscWorld 🐢💖 Hate disparity and despise the Tories 😐 I want my EU passport back 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 #GTTO #FBPE #RejoinEU #GetBravermanOut

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Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“There were plotters, there was no doubt about it. Some had been ordinary people who'd had enough. Some were young people with no money who objected to the fact that the world was run by old people who were rich.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“When people say clearly something, that means there’s a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren’t clear at all.”
Terry Pratchett; The Truth

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of gold, the fairy dream that the gold is there, at the end of the rainbow, and will continue to be there forever - provided, naturally, that you don't go and look.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#Discworld #SunaksElectionPledges #AllThatGlitters #ToryLies #NeverTrustATory

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“It had the thick texture of authentic Ankh water - too stiff to drink, too runny to plough”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites
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Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“‘WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?’
The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato.
‘SQUEAK’ he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively. ‘WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME’ he said. ‘I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE’”

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“If the landslide is big enough, even square pebbles will roll.”
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
#Discworld #ToryDefection #CrossingTheFloor #Elphicke #SquareToryPebble #GeneralElectionNOW

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“... there was probably no combination of vowels that could do justice to the cry Nanny Ogg made on seeing a young baby. It included sounds known only to cats.”
Terry Pratchett; Carpe Jugulum
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Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“The truth has got its boots on,” he said. “It’s going to start kicking.”
Terry Pratchett; The Truth
#Discworld #WhereIsSangitaMyska #SpeakingTheTruth #LBCNews

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darned many times, reknitted to suit different people, shoved in a box under the sink of censorship to be cut up for the dusters of propaganda, yet it always—eventually—manages to spring back into its old familiar shape. History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it.”
Terry Pratchett; Mort
#Discworld #HistoryWillJudgeThemAll #Netanyahu #Sunak #Trump

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“…I am not so blind that I can’t see darkness.”
Terry Pratchett; Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
#Discworld #RwandaBill #SadDay #DarkDays #GeneralElectionNOW

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“He was never at ease with politics, where good and bad were just, apparently, two ways of looking at the same thing or, at least, were described like that by the people who were on the side Vimes thought of as ‘bad’.
It was all too complicated and, where it was complicated, it meant that someone was trying to fool you.”
Terry Pratchett; The Fifth Elephant
#Discworld #UnelectedForeignSecretary #IsraelIranWar

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“‘Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ.’
-Death”
Terry Pratchett; Mort
#Discworld #OJSimpson #Death #TheUltimateJustice

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
Terry Pratchett; Hogfather

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“There was, there always was, at the start and finish…the Code. They lived by the Code. You followed the Code, and you became part of the Code for those who followed you. The Code was it. Without the Code you weren’t a hero. You were just a thug in a loincloth.”
Terry Pratchett; The Last Hero
#Discworld #PostOfficeThugsInSuits #MrBatesVThePostOffice #AlanBatesATrueHero

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“‘... you doctors aren’t supposed to hurt people, are you?’
‘Only in the course of normal incompetence.’”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
💙😷

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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"If you can't beat it or corrupt it, you pretend it was your idea in the first place."
Terry Pratchett; Guards! Guards!

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“Lancrastians liked clocks, although they didn't bother much about actual time in any length much shorter than an hour. If you needed to boil an egg, you sang fifteen verse of 'Where Had All The Custard Gone?' under your breath. But the tick was a comfort on long evenings.”
Terry Pratchett; Carpe Jugulum
#Discworld #EasterEggSunday #ClocksChanged #SpringForward 🐣🥚⏰🐇

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
#Discworld #GoodFriday #ChocolateAndHotCrossBunsWeekend #GeneralElectionNewsNeeded 🐣

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot vote-yourself-rich system like democracy. At least he could tell the people he was their fault.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#Discworld #Putin #Tyrant #RussianDemocracyInAction

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“He'd heard rumors - who hadn’t? - that working in the Watch was the rightful king of Ankh-Morpork. He’d have to admit that, if you wanted to hide a secret heir to the throne, you couldn’t possibly hide him more carefully than under the face of C.W. St.J. Nobbs.”
Terry Pratchett; Feet of Clay
#Discworld #RoyalRumours #WhereIsKate #WilliamsRose

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“…when the Four rather small and nasty Horsemen of Panic ride out there is a good job done by Misinformation, Rumor, and Gossip, but they are as nothing compared to the fourth horseman, whose name is Denial.”
Terry Pratchett; Interesting Times
#Discworld #MelStride #Badenoch #Sunak #Fabricunt #ToryDeflection #ToryRacists #ToriesUnfitToGovern

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“People like Nanny Ogg turn up everywhere. It’s as if there’s some special morphic generator dedicated to the production of old women who like a laugh and aren’t averse to the odd pint, especially of some drink normally sold in very small glasses. You find them all over the place, often in pairs.”
Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad
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Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“The Nac Mac Feegle would fight and steal, certainly, but who wanted to fight the weak and steal from the poor?”
Terry Pratchett; The Wee Free Men

Wicket_weir, to random
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“When people are faced with lots of troubles and they don't know what to do, there's always someone ready to say anything, just to get some power,' said Grimma.”
Terry Pratchett; Diggers

Wicket_weir, to discworld
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“No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...”
Terry Pratchett; Reaper Man
#Discworld #AaronBushnell 💙 #FreePalestine #Genocide #CeasefireNow

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