TexasDrunk

@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world

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TexasDrunk,

Yeah, that person goes around posting pretty obvious satire often.

TexasDrunk,

Let’s not forget that there are grifters out there selling this information. They’re cheating people.

I like to make fun of SovCits, especially the true believers. We just can’t forget that, even though they’re shitbags who want all the benefits of society with no responsibility, they’re still victims of even bigger shitbags.

Robotic 'Third Thumb' Makes Tasks Possible With One Hand; Can Be A Game Changer For The Disabled (www.ibtimes.co.uk)

This controllable prosthetic, the Third Thumb, attaches to the right hand, granting wearers the ability to perform a slew of one-handed tasks such as grasping objects, opening bottles, sorting cards, and even peeling a banana.

TexasDrunk,

Jail is for pre-trial or serving time for smaller crimes. You can do time in the county jail (I don’t know the exact amount of time, but I’d guess under 2 years depending on jurisdiction). Prison is for longer sentences and major crimes.

TexasDrunk,

I can’t help myself here, sorry. The Crickets did it first. Bobby Fuller did it best.

TexasDrunk,

I can tell you’re lying because she likes it dry and over the pants.

TexasDrunk,

No one could have seen this coming. Obviously LLMs absolutely completely understand the difference between people joking around with each other and authentic advice.

Sarcasm aside, Reddit does have some good information about niche topics. There’s just currently no way for AI to understand the difference between dry humor and serious responses. I think the AI summaries are unhelpful anyway, but even if I didn’t it’s pretty obvious Google didn’t think further than “Shove AI into it like a drunken prom night encounter”.

TexasDrunk, (edited )

I’ve heard that, too.

I like riding my motorcycle in the US Radio Quiet Zone. It’s like being transported back in time to when there were no cell phones.

Edit: autocorrect got the best of me.

TexasDrunk,

It’s really freaking cool. My buddy lives in NC and I’m trying to get him to go riding up there with me. But he’s concerned about “family” and “responsibility” like those words actually mean something.

TexasDrunk,

WV and Virginia.

TexasDrunk,

I thought, possibly erroneously, that since it’s out of state and NY allows felons to vote unless they’re incarcerated he could still vote in Florida.

That’s not gospel.

TexasDrunk,

TIL in the Carboniferous Period, no fungus existed to decompose trees. They just grew on top of each other up and up.

The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

TexasDrunk,

Speak for yourself there, buddy. I plan on being around for at least another 82 million years. I’m uploading my brain into a terrible android as we speak.

TexasDrunk,

It was the only one available. I’ll upgrade in a few years, probably.

TexasDrunk,

I guess it depends on how much money I can make as Texas, the Drunk Android.

TexasDrunk,

Unfortunately due to capitalism I can’t tell you or it’ll cut into my money and thus ability to live for millions of years. Once I’ve made my money I’ll DM you so that you’re second in line.

TexasDrunk,

Thirded. And it keeps me disengaged for a while. I need to unplug because of what my job was for two damn decades. Five years ago I would have to pull over for a call or text because I was on call 24/7.

I certainly wouldn’t answer that call if it were my last day on earth. Now I don’t answer it while I’m on the bike.

TexasDrunk,

You’re right about the price in comparison. But it’s always been seen as the lowest acceptable quality, even in comparison to other fast food. So it needs to be priced much cheaper to justify it, not just comparable.

TexasDrunk,

Speaking of real estate fuckery, didn’t Red Lobster just sell their land with an indefinite lease back? Immediate infusion of cash to affect bonuses with long term operating expenses way the fuck up.

Chain restaurants are further losing their minds.

TexasDrunk,

10/10, I’m singing that at karaoke this weekend.

TexasDrunk,

Are you the same guy who didn’t see me riding my motorcycle and tried to run over me? Because I think maybe you just can’t see motorcycles.

No, that didn’t actually happen. I just wanted to give this person a hard time.

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