MariaTheMartian

@MariaTheMartian@calckey.social

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(She/Her/They)
Neurodivergent Chaos Bisexual, Genderfluid, Centaur
Feminine/masculine shapeshifter, a Martian, Unicorn and/or a Centaur. Eclectic witch. Buddhist.

Master's in Advanced Giggle Posting
Obsessed with MFM art and in love with Calckey.

Neurospicy 🌶
💥 Autistic
💥 ADHD

I am a curious weirdo.
I live to design & create.
I love learning and have many interests.
I have a super awesome daughter.
I am an introvert from a long line of engineers.
I am a full time college student and a balloon sculpture artist.

Also known as Space Froggy and NeuroSpicy.

#Engineering #Psychology #Design #Programming #Neuroscience #WebDevelopment #Mindfulness #Buddhism #ThichNhatHanh #Totoro #AnimalCrossing #Movies #80sMusic #Cannabis

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MariaTheMartian, to random

REPEAT AFTER ME
FEDI IS MORE THAN MASTODON
FEDI IS MORE THAN MASTODON
FEDI IS MORE THAN MASTODON

SO MUCH MORE...
BE CURIOUS
NEVER STOP EXPLORING

​:fediverse:​
#Fediverse

MariaTheMartian, to random

Listening to R.E.M - AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE
from beginning to end.
​:blobhaj_headphones:​ 🎵 🎶

MariaTheMartian, to random

Dear Calckey,
I wish there was something I could do to help.

Love,
MariaTheMartian 👽 ❤️ ​:calckey:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

I had a vivid, stressful dream last night.
I dreamed that I was driving over a long bridge, suddenly I was in the middle of the 6 lane bridge over the ocean with an exit to my left and my right, I knew the exit to my right went to my hometown and the one to my left went to the unknown and I was frozen because I knew I had to go to the unknown. So yeah, into the unknown I go. Happy and scared and every other emotion.

MariaTheMartian, to random

COOKIES N' MILK
🫳
🍪
🥛
#MFM #Calckey

MariaTheMartian, to HashtagGames

#PirateRadio
#HashtagGames

Jimmy Buffet - Jamaica Mistaica

https://youtu.be/PsKZewdhDtk

MariaTheMartian, to random

Fedi is catgirls, catgirls, catgirls...
What about the Martian girls?
Need more Martian girls.

👽 beep boop

MariaTheMartian, to random

Goodnight Fedi
This blobcat flop says it all.
See y'all tomorrow.
Keep it weird.

​:blobcat_flop:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

Enjoying the #ActivityTub
#FediExplorer #Calckey #MFM
🛁 🫧
🫧
🫧
🫧
🫧
​:Shiropuyo_rainbow:​
🫧
🫧

MariaTheMartian, to random

I have a didgeridoo and have never been able to make the cool sounds with it. Plz halp.

MariaTheMartian, (edited ) to random

Tower of Turtlecats

​:turtle_cat:​ ​:turtle_cat:​ ​:turtle_cat:​ ​:turtle_cat:​ ​:turtle_cat:​ ​:turtle_cat:​
​:turtle_cat:​
MEOW

MariaTheMartian, (edited ) to random

Sleepy time for this Martian

face plants in giant pile of plushies

Hasta mañanya, Fedi Frenz. ❤️

MariaTheMartian, to random

I could eat my weight in sushi right now.

MariaTheMartian, to random

Thinking about migrating to a different calckey server. 🙄

MariaTheMartian, to random

Murica...hot dawgs & firewerks wooooooo!

MariaTheMartian, to random

I want a drone that can spray pickle juice on all the rednecks shooting fireworks all over my neighborhood. Mkay, let's do this!

MariaTheMartian, to random

I am addicted to retrosynthwave.
It sounds like an 80s movie I need to watch.

MIDNIGHT FURY - ARCADE HERO
https://youtu.be/a8ASWSnRs8U

MariaTheMartian, to random

PICKLE DROP

🚁
🥒 🥒 🥒 🥒
🥒 🥒

#MFM #Calckey

MariaTheMartian, to random

Hello Fedi
So many new Frenz...
Hi, y'all!

Here's a brief little bio for the noobz.

I am a friendly Martian Fedi explorer.
Sometimes I am a Unicorn, Centaur or Robot.
Always weird, sometimes silly.
I love the Calckey servers.
Calckey.social is my happy place.
I love creating MFM art.
I share a lot of my favorite music.
I am autistic and adhd.
I love the lgbtqia and trans community.
I am a genderfluid bisexual shapeshifter
I am an eclectic witch and a Buddhist.

I hope you all enjoy the Fediverse!

Feel free to ask questions.
Most people are lovely.
Block the ones who aren't.

MariaTheMartian, to random

I am smoking a lovely sativa variety and drinking a lovely rosé
with my unicorn plushie and my puppy.
All is good in my world at this moment.
Thank you universe!

MariaTheMartian, to random

It literally hurts to be a woman sometimes (once a month) and I think today I would like to be a man. Please and thank you.

Okay, am cute guy now.
Carry on.

​:bhjflag_genderfluid:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

​:blobhaj_blanket_blue:​ 💤
G'night Fedi Beings
You are beautiful and I'm glad to be your friend.

MariaTheMartian, to random

​:neofox_owo_blep:​ ​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​ ​:neofox_owo_blep:​ ​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​​:neofox_owo_blep:​

MariaTheMartian, (edited ) to random

I was away.
Did we make it to 13,000??
I have to know.
Do we get a prize? 👽
#calckey @kainoa
​:nyancat_rainbow:​​:nyancat_rainbow:​​:nyancat_rainbow:​​:nyancat_rainbow:​​:nyancat_body:​​:nyancat_face:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

What you need to understand about me is that my hair is now long enough past my shoulders to wrap around and get snagged in my armpits which sounds really funny but is actually really annoying and that's how I know I really need a haircut.

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