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Jwab

@Jwab@mastodon.me.uk

Bristol-based human.

Basically Sesame Street's Bert in human form.

♥️ #boardgames #books #cats #coffee #puns #bristol

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Who'd have thought a post about wheat supply chains would be so interesting...Vittles on 'Separating the Weetabix from the Chaff:
The hidden history of Britain’s favourite breakfast cereal' 👌

https://substack.com/home/post/p-144938480?r=216wu8&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

(also @Floppy campaign for weetabix emoji starts here)

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Jwab, to coffee
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Ah James Hoffman James Hoffmaning 👌 #coffee
https://youtu.be/IkssYHTSpH4?si=quF4IDjaBKsdoeKV

Jwab, to bristol
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Jwab, to random
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"The friendly club"

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When life gives you marmals, make marmalade

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You Can Call Me Et Al

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Good to know Wetherspoon, but wouldn't a table inside be better?

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Jwab, to bristol
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Vote! #bristol

Jwab, to bristol
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View across Ashton Court Estate in #Bristol
❤️

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I feel like a lot of men have had that moment. Putting on a suit for an event. Checking yourself out in the mirror and just for a moment letting your mind tease itself thinking

Y'know what? I look like James Bond

...'s accountant

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For some reason randomly remembered the surreal moment my partner tried to get rid of an unwanted 'pie maker' thing online.

A prospective buyer was genuinely upset that it was just effectively a pie cooker which I sort of get, except I don't know what pie based alchemy they expected where you could pour in random ingredients one end and a fully constructed and cooked pie would emerge out the other as that is precisely what they assumed it did.

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No...what makes you think she's been eaten?

Jwab, to bristol
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I'm proud to be a Trustee of the lovely Tobacco Factory Theatre in #Bristol

They are part of The Big Give's Art For Impact fundraising campaign which means every £ raised this week is matched.

The theatre is raising money to double the number of free bursary places across their Get Involved programme and aiming to offer subsidised tickets in an effort to increase access to the arts for young people in the local community who would not otherwise be unable to get access

https://donate.biggive.org/campaign/a056900001xpyxJAAQ

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A further entry in the 'why I hate small talk category'.

In not wanting to correct a taxi driver in Budapest who either misheard or didn't understand me, I spent most of the journey nodding along and reminiscing about a holiday I didn't have. He'd say something like 'did you go to the Baths?' I'd say 'No' and he'd say 'oh nice which ones?' and I'd mumble my way through.

Before long we were back and forthing about a completely fictional trip purely because I didn't want to correct him...

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Jwab, to bristol
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Amazing sunset sky over #SpikeIsland #Bristol

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Bday/Valentine's gift to myself - new turntable set-up ❤️

Maybe ignore the fact I'm using a Wheatus album (not even the famous one) to show it off...

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I get it's an aesthetic but surely this is ridiculous. 2 random metal gigs I just saw on a venue site and the logos are like bad CAPTCHA exercises...

Unless there are a lot of bands known as 'The Incomprehensibles' putting the meta into metal

incomprehensible heavy metal logos on a gig poster

Jwab, to bristol
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