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ICastFist

@ICastFist@programming.dev

Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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kde, to kde
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If you don't use Bing with Edge, Microsoft will tell you your computer needs repairing.

https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/windows-operating-systems/microsoft-now-says-your-pc-is-in-need-of-repair-if-youre-not-using-bing-with-edge

They are not wrong.

To mend your machine:

  1. Ditch Windows
  2. Install Plasma
  3. Your computer is ready.

https://kde.org/plasma-desktop/

@kde

A laptop running the laters version of Plasma, Plasma 6.

ICastFist,
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Fuck Plasma!

Message courtesy of the XFCE gang

ICastFist,
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Is there a way to read the previous, now deleted post? Or did anyone take some screenies of those ramblings?

ICastFist,
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I mean, with those 2 games in the pic, even I wouldn’t bother, and I’d want one just to mod and play pirate stuff one it

ICastFist,
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You forgot the metaverse, it was totally going to be the future^tm^!

Aarrr (lemmy.world)

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel shows two pirates, the first pirate speaks “Captain, our rivals have been calling us names again.” 2. Panel: The pirate continues, “They said we were a bunch of handicaps.” 3. Panel: The captain himself says, “That’s ableism! And we don’t tolerate that kind of talk here”....

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Sorry, it’s sloppy

If Sea of Thieves taught me anything, it’s that ain’t no sloop, but a galleon

Starts walking the plank

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OFFICER DOWN!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

I’M HIT! I’M HIT!!

ICastFist,
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Maybe there’s a hidden sheet of tin just below the water surface, you never know

ICastFist,
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Corporate spin: Climate change is creating more engineering jobs! We should keep at it!

ICastFist,
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Use that fame to lead people to zuckerfucker, satya nadela or sundar pichai’s homes. They could use some visits from “satisfied customers”

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Robots can’t take our jobs if we’re all unemployed! taps head

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To all the people pointing the many inconsistencies of Linux/specific distros, I recommend The Unix Haters’ Handbook

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I think anyone with a working brain has figured out that the police has a side, at least in Brazil. I mean, every time there were demonstrations and walks asking for a fucking military coup and a new military dictatorship, the police would smile and pose for all sorts of photos with the participants.

Before the rabble invaded and broke into the buildings at the Plaza of Three Powers in January 8, 2023, it was like the police was escorting a group of friends. In some of the videos, the rabble would yell “We’re on your side!” to the police who finally had to fight them. Of course, the majority of police still identifies with those fucking bozonazis.

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Sorry, this is all the copium I could muster

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/9e1114d1-c18c-4d51-aefb-63d0164ca872.jpeg

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Sorry, my mom’s busy banging YO MAMMA!

…

Wait

ICastFist,
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I remember my mom once worriedly asked me if I was gay because “I never saw you with a girlfriend”. I was a rude, long-haired, weird looking rocker asshole, and 15 at the time of the question.

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Lululemon, the purse. These new digimon are going too far

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tips fedora

Ma’ pardner

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Majority of society:

  • “I don’t see a problem”
  • “I don’t care, it’s not like my data is that valuable”
  • “But I actually like these targeted ads! I find so much good stuff this way!”
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What sites do you visit that you need one?

A good portion of the news sites I read. If I divide the total area that goes for text and ads, it’s around 35-65. Then there’s taboola ads that show at the bottom, before the related articles. uBlock also stops the majority of stupid “WAIT, SIGN UP FOR OUR NEWSLETTER” modal that shows up as soon as the mouse exits the window

Any shopping sites is chock full of trackers and external ads, too. Lemme browse shit in peace.

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Sorry, they can’t hear you over all the CHOOO CHOOOO MOTHERFUCKEEEEEERRRR!!!

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Some let you shoot with a shotgun, some with an assault rifle, some with an elephant gun. It’s so fun to choose!

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I spend more time researching and weighing options than actually programming.

It’s called Analysis Paralysis caused by Overchoice. Basically, the more similar options there are, the harder it is to pick.

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I guess at that point, she can just auction or raffle her precious time

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Truly recursive beyond recursion

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I do wish I could shut up my inner voice a bit more often, especially when I go to sleep.

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