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FatLegTed

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Music (mainly prog), veggie, scifi, tech and all things LOTR (after first reading it nearly 60 yrs ago) loving cat butler in Hertfordshire UK. Ex soldier (Royal Artillery) and other trades. Left leaning - atheist - TBC…

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FatLegTed,
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What could possibly go wrong?

Next it’ll be telling you to put glue on your tyres to stop you skidding in rain or snow.

FatLegTed,
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Like a swivel eyed knight in pound shop armour?

FatLegTed,
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Your forgot Corbyn.

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Postal votes are usually sent out at least a fortnight before the actual elections. That last one I had about three weeks before. Not good if you change your mind ;-)

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There is no excuse for this. Take their cars. If they don’t like it - they know where the airport is.

FatLegTed,
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I always thought Hitler had a shitty moustache.

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“The firm says it took urgent steps to resolve the incident in February.”

But not in 2022.

FatLegTed,
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Just don’t cross the streams

Also, I ain’t afraid of no goats.

FatLegTed,
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So nothing like an Epstein drive then?

Might be good for a remote ice hauler though.

FatLegTed,
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And one of those long cigarette holders.

FatLegTed,
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Truth. That’s why we need to stop faffing around with voting for ‘nice to have’ candidates. Get the tories out so thoroughly that they are finished for a generation at least. Get Labour in and then we can look at other options. But we must get the tories into the bin first.

FatLegTed,
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😢 Had to do the same with my cat George a few years ago. Need yo open a window now, I think someone is cutting onions in this room.

FatLegTed,
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Put him outside instead.

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Sorry, but why is this a British problem?

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Why don’t we just adopt the leaf as currency? There’s millions of them and they grow on trees.

FatLegTed,
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Let’s see the rest of it then!

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Thanks - wonder what the second bedroom looked like. Spacious I expect /s

Surprised to see a bath though. Would have thought a shower would be the order of the day. Not like you’re going to have a nice relaxing soak with candles and bubbles .

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FatLegTed,
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Sort of agree. We ought to be able to print calendars.

Mum's shock as sex toy, knickers and lube left near son's grave in Doncaster cemetery (www.nationalworld.com)

A grieving mum has spoken of her shock after finding a sex toy, knickers and lube dumped near to her son’s grave in a Doncaster cemetery. The woman, who has asked not to be named, says she discovered the items close to headstones in Doncaster’s Rose Hill Cemetery – and decided to remove them to avoid upsetting other...

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