At what point is this #sexualAssault facilitator and carnival barker going to do the job he was actually elected to do? #GymJordan is a perpetual #clown who brings shame to our #Congress everytime he opens his mouth. His boneheaded antics make a mockery of the nation's premier legislative body. 🤡
#TrumpSupporters outside the Manhattan courthouse aren't taking the 34 #guilty verdicts well. One was just screaming "FUCK YOU!", while his buddy told everyone that their children were all dead, and some woman screamed, "1776!!!" over and over again. I really hope #lawEnforcement has these people on some list.
#MAGAts are the toughest people in the world until #SecretService shows up and arrests them on multiple 10-year+ federal felony charges. This dumbshit wanted a prize, and now his dreams have come true! 🤣
Another day, another effort by #Republicans to cast themselves as the ultimate #victims. Nothing matters to these people but their own sense of #entitlement.
How does this dude not get punched in the face every time he steps out of his house? He's claiming that "lots" of #undocumentedImmigrants are #voting in #federalElections, despite the fact that it's already illegal for them to vote. And his evidence for this massive #fraud is that there's no evidence. If you or I said something like this at work we'd be fired for incompetence.
#AaronRodgers is the embodiment of the #DunningKruger effect; Dumb as a box of rocks, but literally believes he's one of the smartest people on the planet. How do the people around him not laugh in his face every time they see him?
#DonJr is dumber than a sack of Jell-O. He's spent his life unsuccessfully attempting to win his father's love, and he sees defending him publicly as his last shot. This desperation is easily seen in every public appearance, as he stammers his way through epicly absurd nonsense. It would be sad if he wasn't such an unlikeable tool. No wonder #Trump has spent the past 45 years trying to forget that his son exists.
Why are #Republicans even bothering to #vote? They're clearly convinced that the #Democrats are going to cheat, and manipulate the results. Given that reality, they might as well just stay home and binge season 3 of #HeeHaw. 😉
Less than 24 hours after #HouseRepublicans staged their little choreographed march to the #Senate to hand-deliver their bullshit #MayorkasImpeachment papers, the Senate has dismissed it, and won't be holding any trial. Great work by Commander #MikeJohnson and his pack of idiots! 🤣
I don't understand what the MAGAts are so upset about. #AntiIntellectualism is plainly at the heart of their movement. They make sure this fact is advertised with their every action, and ignorant word. They do not believe in objective truth, instead determining truth by whatever is politically convenient for them in the moment. It's a little late for them to be clutching their pearls, and gasping in indignation from people noticing their anti-intellectualism.
#RosanneBarr was acting totally normal at a #KariLake struggle session in which she got drunk, and slurred her way through insisting that #collegeStudents drop out because college is all about #Satan worship, and drinking the blood of babies. Instead, she encouraged all these new drop-outs to email her so that she can help them with their life. I wish I was joking, but this all really happened.
I don't think I've ever wanted to punt someone as hard as I want to punt #MarjorieTraitorGreene and her equally ridiculous boyfriend. According to these geniuses, the upcoming #solarEclipse—a completely understood and anticipated phenomenon—is actually a "signal" that American voters are experiencing a spiritual awakening. How can a fully grown adult be so ignorant and objectively stupid?
Just when you thought #Republicans couldn't get any dumber, they do this...
#TennesseeRepublicans, desperate to do anything other than improve the lives of their constituents, have latched onto yet another absurd and definitively debunked #conspiracyTheory. This time, they won't be helping their people so they can instead focus all their attention on preventing "#chemtrails", which literally don't exist. 🤦♂️✈️
I thought this was a parody article, like #TheOnion, because of how over-the-top ridiculous it is, but the joke never arrived. This is actually a serious article written by a right-wing loon that accurately reflects the #MAGA mindset. In that light, it's horrifying.
Right-wingers are rehashing the same discredited and debunked conspiracy claims about election fraud that they pushed ahead of the #2020election. It was baseless nonsense then, and it's baseless nonsense now. It's just their latest attempt to sow doubt about the security of our elections, and promote self-serving disinformation as we get closer to November.
#TommyTuberville, consistently rated the most intellectually and morally bankrupt person in the Senate, says immigrants don't know anything about God which is, in his mind, valid justification for denying someone entry. This guy is one of the biggest dumbshits currently breathing. He so clearly knows nothing about any topic that it's mind boggling that he was elected.
#MAGAts are #traitors, and they're too stupid to keep their #treachery to themselves when the cameras are rolling. I'm pretty sick of their #antiAmerican bullshit, and sincerely hope all the worst things in life happen to them. Preferably while the cameras are rolling.
#Republicans are running on a platform of destroying #democracy, and pretending the human garbage that engaged in an #insurrection against the #UnitedStates are really patriots who are being held hostage. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if pays off for them.
#LindseyGraham, who fully understands how #NATO works, is now pretending not to understand how NATO works so that he can defend #Trump's clear ignorance of how NATO works. This is all for Trump's benefit because literally everyone else understands how NATO works, and knows that Lindsey knows how it works. Lindsey is humiliating himself on the world stage just so he can publicly kiss Trump's ass.
Add #Utah to the growing list of #rightwing states not to hire people from. #Republicans in these states are so thoroughly corrupting their #education systems that its students are no longer qualified for contemporary employment, and no longer of any value to the job market.
Rep. #MikeTurner: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! His words at political rallies, social media posts, and interviews, don't count even though they accurately reflect his demonstrated actions and attitudes! How dare you hold this beautiful man accountable for his truly horrific words and behavior!"