mitch, to random
@mitch@posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz avatar

there has GOT to be sesame seed glue out there

RL_Dane,
@RL_Dane@fosstodon.org avatar
mattpotter, to chess
@mattpotter@c.im avatar

“Cheating using a communication device analogous to anal beads” is not a phrase I’d expected to see today.

Yet here, in this age of wonders, we are.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-67822137

anianimalsmoe, to Turkey
@anianimalsmoe@sakurajima.moe avatar

"Another problem arises from their giant breasts: The males get so big that they can’t mount the hens, so they must be bred artificially." 🦃

#BrandNewSentence #ThanksGiving #Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving, for those that celebrate it. Turkeys are excluded from many animal cruelty laws, and imagining having them bred for giant turkey breasts such that they have health issues is kinds sad.

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2023/11/22/23970874/thanksgiving-turkey-farming-jennie-o-hormel-white-house-pardon

TexasObserver, to Dallas
@TexasObserver@texasobserver.social avatar

Texas Observer has identified four neo-nazi's recently active in the /Fort Worth area, associated with the hate group Goyim Defense League, two of whom recently appeared in a viral TikTok video taken at an area taqueria.

From Special Investigative Correspondent @stevanzetti: https://www.texasobserver.org/unmasking-texas-neo-nazis/

blogdiva,
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

❝ Texas Observer has identified four neo-nazi's recently active in the #Dallas/Fort Worth area, associated with the hate group Goyim Defense League, two of whom recently appeared in a viral TikTok video taken at an area taqueria. ❞

i know i should not be laughing my ass off, but putting the words texas, nazi, goyim, tiktok and taquería in this order is not only #BrandNewSentence material but it totally sounds like the plot of a PBS murder mystery.

@TexasObserver @stevanzetti

RBurn_Ave_Zach, to random

Only in a Spanish-themed hostel in Nagasaki will you find an American-based Japanese, a Chinese-speaking Japanese teacher, and a Japanese-speaking* Singaporean-Chinese Australian working together to retrieve a pair of glasses from an inaccessible area using a clothes hanger and a 3m-long Swiss-designed charging cable.

#BrandNewSentence #InternationalCooperation #MacgyverWouldBeProud

*Conversational at best.

starshaped, to random
@starshaped@labyrinth.social avatar

Out at a brewery and I’m thoroughly enjoying this Neil Young cover band. So far I’ve heard “Cinnamon Girl” and “Ohio”—what will be next?

hotsauce,
@hotsauce@drupal.community avatar
llamasoft_ox, to random
@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales avatar

Sometimes an optimisation isn't.

So ages ago basically for a bit of minor convenience with being able to build level designs in a text editor a particular way, and save a bit of coding to make things more general, I implemented a clever hack that'd let me use a convenient alternate state for certain things and save me a little bit of work.

Except now I ended up with a ton of code here and there that needs special cased for that 'convenient alternate state' and it's a PAIN IN MY ARSE.

monkeyfinger,
@monkeyfinger@mastodon.social avatar

@llamasoft_ox "Of course I have backed up like a horny pony before getting out my nukes." #BrandNewSentence 😀

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