> #Retrogrouch: noun (http://retrogrouch.urbanup.com/3361103)
> 1. One who is skeptical of technological developments until their usefulness and reliability have been proven.
> 2. One who insists on #minimalist equipment that may be user-serviced.
> 3. Sagacious but irritable expert.
> 4. A person who prefers natural and/or organic materials over metals and synthetics.
