davidrevoy,
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In the Press right now:

"All Those NFTs Are Officially Worthless" → https://kotaku.com/nft-meaning-scam-crypto-marketplace-price-bored-ape-1850860661

"Your NFTs Are Actually — Finally — Totally Worthless" → https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/nfts-worthless-researchers-find-1234828767/

Me:

hacks4pancakes,

@davidrevoy and we recap like, “Elon is an egomaniacal dunce good at buying stuff” “NFTs are grift” “Snowden isn’t a cybersecurity expert” “blockchain has been hopelessly co-opted” “you still have to secure the cloud” “AI produces mediocrity without humans” “vaccines are real” “the earth is a relative sphere”

hacks4pancakes,

@davidrevoy oh yea, “RMS is a fuckin creep”

wcbdata,
@wcbdata@vis.social avatar

@hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy "Palantir is garbage"

hacks4pancakes,

@wcbdata @davidrevoy sweet jeebus WHO IS DYING ON THAT. hill?

wcbdata,
@wcbdata@vis.social avatar

@hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy Not so much dying... 🙂

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@mastodon.social avatar
hacks4pancakes,

@davidrevoy I feel a little better now

davidrevoy,
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

@hacks4pancakes :blobcatheart:

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar
hacks4pancakes,

@gsuberland @davidrevoy 💯💯💯

dave_andersen,
@dave_andersen@hachyderm.io avatar

@hacks4pancakes @gsuberland @davidrevoy I've been neck deep in gpsd lately and just reading the docs for it makes me want to rewrite it in rust - not to get rid of a bunch of "herein lie many unfound CVEs" C (which would be nice), but to cleanse it of ESR.

(No, I won't be doing this, I have a day job or three, but ...)

rodgerd,
@rodgerd@mastodon.social avatar

@gsuberland @hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy at least he largely doesn’t exist in any meaningful way

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@rodgerd @hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy I'd still prefer it if he could exist a bit less.

pentney,

@hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy excuse me, that's GNU/creep to you

rmd1023,

@hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy Hoooo boy howdy.

lcamtuf,

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  • AGTMADCAT,

    @lcamtuf @hacks4pancakes @davidrevoy No I'm pretty sure we've figured out "oblate spheroid" with some confidence.

    Plumbert,
    @Plumbert@thecanadian.social avatar

    @davidrevoy Last week, my partner and I met with a lawyer to update our wills. He asked a series of questions about types of assets we own, to which we answered "yes, we own some of that" or "no, we don't".

    The last asset class in his list was NFTs, to which the answer was "Do we look fucking stupid?"

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

    @Plumbert 😉 👍
    ... and amazing to learn this lawyer listed it nowaday as an item of pocession. I guess this type of request will disapear in time now with their value being reduced to almost nothing.

    AimeeMaroux,
    @AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social avatar

    @davidrevoy This feels relevant:

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar
    stylinstainless,
    @stylinstainless@mastodon.online avatar

    @davidrevoy
    NFTs?
    You mean grift certificates?

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar
    khayozu,

    @davidrevoy and it's a beautiful day..

    Giliell,
    @Giliell@mastodon.social avatar

    @davidrevoy Don't worry, the money isn't lost, it's just in somebody else's pocket.

    Astro_Jmona,
    @Astro_Jmona@mstdn.social avatar

    @davidrevoy I’m shocked! 😱

    linebyline, (edited )
    @linebyline@bytetower.social avatar

    @davidrevoy I feel like this is a good time for the "It's easy to say this was a bad idea in hindsight, but it was also easy to see at the beginning and in the middle, too" meme.

    Edit: Found it!
    https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf61a289ad22c6b36e3e5436f2c47383/8275bd607df16207-56/s1280x1920/e709159a91c29b299026fe5726a6326e11100174.jpg

    piratero,

    @davidrevoy I think this captures a lot of people after fuckups put tRump in the White House.

    bhawthorne,

    @davidrevoy @cordelya I thought the whole crypto scam market already disappeared into the maw of the new AI scam market.

    cy,
    @cy@chaos.social avatar

    @davidrevoy next step "your Bitcoin is worthless"

    markslater,
    @markslater@mstdn.social avatar

    @davidrevoy Absolutely fucking hilarious. Tonight I dine on the finest schadenfreude.

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

    @markslater 👍 Yes.
    (TIL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude it will be hard to remember this new vocabulary, but I'm glad someone put a word on a rare and situational complex feelings 🙂 )

    Juliafin,

    @davidrevoy good riddance to bored ape (nazi) yacht club

    proedie,
    @proedie@mastodon.green avatar

    @davidrevoy Thank you for that image. I saved it and I will probably use it to respond to every other Toot.

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

    @proedie 🤣 🤣 👍

    toybox,
    @toybox@framapiaf.org avatar

    @davidrevoy "projects that lack clear use cases, compelling narratives, or genuine artistic value are finding it increasingly difficult to attract attention and sales."

    Two guys in a conversation. Guy 1, astonished: "no ?!" Guy 2, matter-of-factly: "yes." Guy 1, shocked: "oh !"

    groxx,
    @groxx@hachyderm.io avatar
    framasky,
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  • jpfox,
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    @framasky @davidrevoy
    Y a quand même une valeur refuge pour les collectioneurs, le timbre #NFT

    https://www.laposte.fr/timbre-nft

    🤭

    Avec une ouverture des ventes du 1er timbre cette semaine, je leur souhaite de n'en vendre aucun pour avoir une chance de ne pas devoir gérer une plateforme ad vitam pour 3 malheureux acheteurs.

    devnull,
    @devnull@mamot.fr avatar

    @jpfox S̶t̶a̶r̶t̶u̶p̶ Bullshit Nation…

    @framasky @davidrevoy

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

    @devnull @jpfox @framasky LaPoste ... Toujours parfait niveau timing, eux. 🤣 🤣 🤣

    jpfox,
    @jpfox@m.g3l.org avatar

    @davidrevoy
    Je pense qu'ils se sont mis sur le projet il y a longtemps, mais les lourdeurs d'un grand groupe liées à la lourdeur administrative française, ça donne un démarrage en retard.
    Enfin, bon, si j'avais été décisionnaire, j'aurais arrêté le projet avant son démarrage. Ils sont complètement tombés dans le piège abscons.
    @devnull @framasky

    https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/pi%C3%A8ge_abscons

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

    @jpfox Oui, exactement.

    Bon, vue le lag de deux ans sur la trend; on peu prédire un timbre de LaPoste généré par AI en ...2025? :blobowoevil:

    @devnull @framasky

    Mikal,
    @Mikal@sfba.social avatar

    @davidrevoy
    Remember how a lot of photographers, painters and other artists had things like "NFT artist" or "NFT photographer" in their bios? Or had those bogus
    "[username].eth" URLs?

    Yeah, haven't seen many of those lately. Oopsie 😂

    sabik,
    @sabik@rants.au avatar

    @davidrevoy @DamienWise
    Unrelated, but that's an excellent meme for these pandemic and climate change times

    plasticine_era,

    @davidrevoy HHGTTG --> “How can you have money,” demanded Ford, “if none of you actually produces anything? It doesn't grow on trees you know.”
    “If you would allow me to continue.. .”
    Ford nodded dejectedly.
    “Thank you. Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.”
    Ford stared in disbelief at the crowd who were murmuring appreciatively at this and greedily fingering the wads of leaves with which their track suits were stuffed.

    postmodern,

    @davidrevoy waiting for the rest of the investment hype-train house of cards to fall. Bitcoin, blockchain fintech companies, Quantum Computing cheerleaders, LLM-mania, etc.

    BHTC_Mike,

    @davidrevoy Really, REAAAALLLY wish I'd figured out a way to short these a year and a half ago. But when there's no market, there's no market.

    thekimmy,

    @davidrevoy

    The NFT thing is hilarious, but forgive me, I'm incredibly distractable.

    Does anyone know where I can get that figure in the picture? 'Cause I want one so bad!

    davidrevoy,
    @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar
    thekimmy,

    @davidrevoy

    Woof. Pricey. Maybe for Christmas. 😀

    Twitter_expat,
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    RowinSpeez, (edited )
    @RowinSpeez@mas.to avatar

    @davidrevoy I love that some of the only actual worthy NFTs were lifetime concert tickets to the Kings of Leon minted on the blockchain.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/pro/news/kings-of-leon-when-you-see-yourself-album-nft-crypto-1135192

    Makes me sad for the present that we never got.

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