SwiftOnSecurity,

Don't fuck with people from Ohio they've got nothing to live for

ChemicalEyeGuy,
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@SwiftOnSecurity is cursed with the legacy of the ‘ ‘ in Columbus, which housed the worst of the worst from all across the . Many died in the federal penitentiary, but many were released locally - to spread their 🧬?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Penitentiary

jessicaddooley,

@SwiftOnSecurity 👀

dennisfaucher,

@SwiftOnSecurity
The farms of Ohio
Had been replaced by shopping malls
And Muzak filled the air
From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
Said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio

katrintheresa,
@katrintheresa@cyberplace.social avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity 🤣

mambearpnw,

@SwiftOnSecurity False. They have Dave Chappelle and Buckeyes candies. Two of the finest in their categories.

veerrrsix,

@SwiftOnSecurity

Keegan Michael Key Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

igb,
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@SwiftOnSecurity @sluttymayo fROMOHIO

NotTheLinux,

@SwiftOnSecurity we live for grandpas cheesebarn and telling people how cheap it is to live here

spitandtears,
@spitandtears@ohai.social avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity We’ve all got the thousand-yard stare here.

ckure,

@SwiftOnSecurity the state produced more astronauts than any other. Because choosing the void of outer space is far better than like, going to Massillon.

CornAnon,

@SwiftOnSecurity what if they’re playing Baldur’s Gate 3? Still no fucking?

HanBrolo,
@HanBrolo@techhub.social avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity Hey now, we have really good beer. And the lake up north is no longer on fire.

And Joe Burrow.

r000t,
@r000t@fosstodon.org avatar

@SwiftOnSecurity
I don't care how dangerous Chicago is. I want it back. I want out of Ohio. I want the hell I was compiled against. I will do anything to escape Ohio.

SecureOwl,

@SwiftOnSecurity Not true, AWS US-East-2 is hosted there, and it hosts upwards of 5 paying customers (3 of them accidentally launched stuff in the wrong region).

kurtsh,
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@SecureOwl @SwiftOnSecurity I LOL'd hard IRL reading this. Especially the wrong region part. Good stuff! 🤣

rubbs,
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@SwiftOnSecurity As someone from Ohio, I agree!

paul_ipv6,

@SwiftOnSecurity

i remember a folk singer in college with a song "please don't let me wake up in ohio".

chorus had the line "they got thieves in ohio, done stole the scenery". ;)

Cmastication,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I see you chose violence. Good call.

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