@lowqualityfacts I feel that to make a more convincing pitch, you need to be more specific about the threats that Fishy faces.
Jealous lovers? Agents of a foreign government? Psychopathic cat-hating mercenaries? Random natural phenomena, including but not limited to earthquakes, lightning strikes, and meteor bombardment? Terminal ennui?
Moved though I am by his heroic insouciance in the face of these frightening menaces, I need details.
@lowqualityfacts So modest and considerate of you to only ask for just one sturdy trebuchet. I’m sick of these Go Fund Me campaigns that declare their need for several sturdy trebuchet. What?! Do they think we’re made of trebuchet?!
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