CactuarJoe,
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It's 8pm Eastern which means there's only one hour left until #MONSTERDON, your weekly monster movie watch party. If you don't want your timeline full of toots about a goofy old flick, set up a filter while you can.

This week we're watching LOGAN'S RUN (1976), a sci fi thing about a dystopia that kills you at 30. Jack Weinberg, dictator?

Anyway we start at 9pm Eastern, and you can follow along on Tubi or Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/LogansRunMovie

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #SciFi #Horror #MST3k

CactuarJoe,
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Five minutes until Logan starts Running, people. Start doing your warmups. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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...This flick's two hours long?

Didn't realize I'd signed up for a marathon :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon #MST3k

CactuarJoe,
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...Okay with the fog and the Jaws-ish soundtrack it felt like the opening of Airplane! there for a second. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Hey, Peter Ustinov! I love him on The Muppet Show :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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...Okay those two domes are clearly a butt. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh I love a good miniature set. When's Godzilla stomp this one? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Whoa, rich baby #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Heh, every time I see a tram like that I think of the one in Fallout 3 that Bethesda programed by putting the train model on an NPC's body and having the NPC run real fast :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Eh, the computer voice is no Majel Barrett. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Please step into the ruby blender, to be reborn as shakes and smoothies" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Yep, down comes the carafe, they're about to press Pulse. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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What in the Mary Poppins? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Up! Up! Come on!"

I'm GOIN' dude, I can't do anything else! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Soundtrack by Simon, by Hasbro™ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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ACAB, even in the 23rd century, huh #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Jetpack guys just teabagging the poor guy with acid #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Did he just replicate himself a date? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Ah, there's the good ol' fascist word confusion. Fun! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"I've never killed anyone!"

points gun at random woman

🤔

#Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Pre-catastrophe"? Oh, are we postnuclear here? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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The godlike computer just straight up TOLD HIM that Renewal is a lie? What? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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I think Alexa's about to revoke his credit card. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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He's got the nervous synth soundtrack now, you know things are goin' down :x #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"It's different now that it's me!"

Well at least he's honest >_> #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Heading down to the JC Penny's #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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A high speed MONORAIL chase? That seems... Pointless #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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C'mon girl, let's go meet the murderers and thieves :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Neat, Morlocks :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So there's what, four stages of life in this society? Baby, Cub, Adult, Runner/Human Firework? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"It's the latest! We can slice you up like a salami!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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He's gonna come out of that thing looking like a Cyberman #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Whoops, bullet hell plastic surgery! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh that's gonna leave a mark #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Y'know, something tells me Alexa's never gonna give him his back pay :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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...So is Logan gonna do the rest of this movie with a bloody nipple? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Not so much tripping balls as spinning trapezoids #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Lucite pikes, not bad. Rare drops from the Outer Space Hedgehog in the third dungeon. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Heh. Wonder how much Farah got paid to be dead there :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So... Where's Doctor Kiss? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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They're gonna run into Blacula coming the other direction. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man. I haven't been in an elevator ride this long since Mass Effect HEYOOO #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Now let's see how our heroes react to a little frostbite :3 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Look, Luke, just slice open the Bantha and keep warm until Han finds you. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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...Peter? Peter Ustinov, is that you in the tinfoil? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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That is one giggly Mister Freeze robot #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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This part of the movie is really damp, huh? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man, our boy really did a number on the walk-in freezer, huh #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"I hate outside! I hate it!"

Yeah, yeah, I felt the same way until covid lockdowns >_> #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Soundtrack's going all Rites of Spring on us #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So how long y'figure until our girl here dies tragically? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh it's the fucking Washington Monument jesus christ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Washington DC was built on a swamp! It stunk then and it stinks now! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Lincoln like "Hi kids!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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What's the problem, guys, a tour bus is bound to come by at any minute. Can't throw a rock without hitting one. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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They'll get to the Capitol and find the REAL reason the world ended! Yes, it's true, THEY NEVER REPEALED THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX!!! D: D: D: #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Hey, they found Newt Gingrich! Still Speaker after all these years. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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I like that he memorized Cats, but couldn't remember the Declaration :P #Monsterdon #OrWhateverHeWasTryingToSay

CactuarJoe,
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Logan's old partner there is acting more like a jilted lover. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Anyone else hearing this soundtrack instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL8Jjtn0fA&list=WL #Monsterdon

jonny,
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@CactuarJoe it is trying to decide between rite of spring and holst's the planets #monsterdon

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