Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

I drank a bottle wine with dinner and think I have a hang over already. 🥴

wscholermann,

Dating in Melbourne is hopelessly destitute, and that’s a generous description.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

I don’t do online dating. That’s a cesspit of terrible conversation.

just_kitten,
@just_kitten@aussie.zone avatar

I can’t even bear to finish For All Mankind because it got so ridiculous and poorly written.

Instead blasted through Shrinking and even though the writing is a little on the nose with the modern vernacular, it is really breezy, hilarious and sweet and just what I needed 😊

It’s such a fun show, makes me wish I had boisterous Americans as friends for a second *. Also, I absolutely loved uber-sarcastic Harrison Ford, he absolutely killed it.

  • while forgetting how insanely privileged/unrealistic it is for these people to have so much free time… and for the main character not to be deregistered as a therapist ages ago for having his client live in his own house lol.

Slow Horses or Criminal Records next, maybe. Yo ho ho.

SituationCake,

Yeah I gave up on For All Mankind after second season, wasn’t good anymore. Other Apple shows I liked were Foundation, Hijack and Severance. Really like Severance. I found there’s a few gems on Apple but not sure there’s enough content for me to subscribe long term, maybe just dip back in for the next seasons of the shows I liked when they come out.

just_kitten,
@just_kitten@aussie.zone avatar

Severance was off the charts good, I’m so worried that s2 won’t live up to it after being delayed for years.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

That friend I was talking about the other day, the one who had that breakup.

He’s completely imploded. He’s done some stuff that’s basically pushed almost all his friends away. Just crazy stuff, like stealing from friends etc

I’m taking a biiiiig step back.

It’s sad to see, but I don’t think I’m going to have much to do with him for a long while.

Llabyrinthine,
@Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone avatar

How does one go from a break-up to stealing?

I mean stupid drunk stuff, I get?

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

He was trying to get back at her by stealing some of her stuff. Fucking moron.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

That’s not a good sign

StudChud,

Oh damn, I’m so sorry :/ But definitely better to look after yourself and keep yourself safe!

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

It is sad.

I’m so sorry. That person is either some kind of psycho or is on a tragic self destructive streak.

Bottom_racer,
@Bottom_racer@aussie.zone avatar

Just ate 1 month outta date store bought lasagne… Was great.

Calling their bluff.

Until tomorrow.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

Living on the edge

( I ate 3 weeks out of date eggs last week. I did not survive. )

Llabyrinthine,
@Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone avatar

Where were they stored? Or were they cooked already?

I swear I’ve cooked fridge stored eggs waaaay beyond use-by and have mostly been okay.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

in the fridge, raw

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Appropriate username

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar

Was it frozen?

Nath,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

What kind of barbarian eats lasagne frozen?

Force_majeure123,

$5 to anyone who can make it not Monday when I wake up tomorrow

bull,
@bull@aussie.zone avatar

I just need your address and a brick. What day would you like it to be? I’ll warm up my swingin’ arm.

wscholermann,

Being overseas I’m reminded once again that cafe culture and laneway art is really not unique to Melbourne and yet it’s spruiked here as the best thing since sliced bread.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

I always found that really kind of, I don’t know, a bit sad I guess? It’s all we have to celebrate culture wise in a way. Or I’m misreading the vibe.

wscholermann,

It feels like clutching at straws for something to celebrate about the city. The truth is the city of Melbourne itself is nothing remarkable.

It’s all the things just outside it that are nicer ie Dandenong Kinglake national park Wilson’s prom great ocean road etc.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

I haven’t been overseas as much as I’d like, but I’ve lived in Melbourne most of my life.

Sometimes it feels like it’s basically just a much larger version of a small town. Maybe all of Australia is kind of like that.

pvms,

@Gibsonisafluffybutt @wscholermann

Most every place has its charms. Sometimes it takes a visitor to show you the wonder in something that to you has become normal or mundane.

It’s the little things that make a place special to me. Things that aren’t famous, that you won’t see photos and expos about.

Like walking down a street in Saigon and seeing a tiny little shrine just minding its own business on a street corner. Quirky and not something you hop on a plane for.

wscholermann,

The closest thing we have to a shrine is a Woolworths or a coles, where we regularly go to give offerings to our CEO gods.

A minority sect is the Aldi crowd.

wscholermann,

Honestly I’m inclined to agree. I liken Australia cities to subway sandwiches. At their core they are basically the same with only toppings to differentiate them slightly.

Nath,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

Nah there is always something going on in Melbourne. Cricket, Australia Open, Formula One, Moomba (usually), Comedy Festival, AFL, etc etc. Then there are dozens of little festivals throughout the year. Plus there are several theatres and concerts always happening.

You don’t really see it all when it’s all you’ve known. But it’s a lot.

rusl,
@rusl@mstdn.social avatar

@Nath @ajsadauskas I live in Perth. I flew to Melbourne once with family to watch the Australian Open tennis. I’ve flown to Brisbane and Sydney a few times to watch concerts from international acts that don’t visit Perth. Lots going on over east in the big cities. Enjoy it.

ajsadauskas,
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

@Nath @Gibsonisafluffybutt It also depends on where in Melbourne.

There's plenty of arts, culture, live music, bars, sport, festivals, etc., in the CBD and inner suburbs. Between the trams and trains, inner suburban public transport is reasonable (better than most US cities, worse than many in Europe and Asia).

But then you get to the middle and outer ring suburbs — places like Knox or out Casey way — and it's a cultural wasteland.

SituationCake,

I feel like Melbourne is at best middling amongst tourist cities. There’s not any great architecture, natural wonders like mountains or harbour, no history due to being a young city, no particular cultural vibe. It’s nice enough but it’s not a destination city. Way more interesting places to visit.

Nath,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

My theory is that Melbourne’s awful weather is the cause. The city has adapted to have a lot of indoor type options to go. There’s a lot of exploring involved. I don’t know where it started, I think one of the first was The Waiter’s restaurant - a place that ignores all the rules of being on the main drag and trying to attract customers. This place is hidden up stairs down an alley up the end of Bourke St. It’s been there since the 40’s.

People like finding these hidden places and Melbourne has loads of them. It isn’t unique around the world, I’m sure, but Perth sure doesn’t have hidden places like this.

dumblederp, (edited )
@dumblederp@aussie.zone avatar

I worked at Meyers place bar below waiters club for about four years.

LowExperience2368,

Hypothetical situation.

You are having an extremely busy week at work. You have to bring your work home with you, to the point where you’re not having time for much else, like taking care of yourself.

You have a partner you don’t live with. You tell your partner you can’t see them for a couple of weeks because you’re too busy and having trouble coping. What do you do as the partner in this situation?

wscholermann,

As the partner I would say ok no problem if you need anything let me know.

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

Offer some help if I can, even if it’s just to listen to some venting. Maybe take dinner over when things settle down.

anotherspringchicken,
@anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone avatar

Drop some dinners off, maybe offer to help with laundry

useless_modern_god,
@useless_modern_god@aussie.zone avatar

Hell yes.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

yup, drop off faves and give a kiss on the cheek

take laundry to do at my place

Llabyrinthine,
@Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone avatar

+1

Bottom_racer,
@Bottom_racer@aussie.zone avatar

Offer to help.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

Say

It’s ok. I’m here if you want. Send me messages .It’s up to you.

Is there anything I can do to help, like bring meals over, make pots of coffee or do stuff around the house. Promise not to take up time.

Thornburywitch,
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone avatar

Sky pretty. A lovely warm soft pink/orange.

imoldgreeeg,
@imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone avatar

Note to self…wear a mask when you vacuum the pre filter in the air cleaner so you don’t cop a face of all that dust out the back of the vacuum…☹️. Hopefully there’s some antihistamines still lurking in the cupboard from spring…

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Oooo. I got one. Keep your mouth closed when scrubbing the toilet bowl.

imoldgreeeg,
@imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone avatar

Ewww but also 🤔 Good point

Mittens_meow,

I learned that the hard way. How dumb can I possibly be 🤣

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

Oh look it only happens once.

melbaboutown,

I’ve been having a headache that’s as much nausea as head pain. Don’t tell me the migraines are back. Then again dark chocolate is sometimes a headache trigger for me.

I’m having insights that are telling me I need to get good at art fundamentals but I don’t have the discipline to practice. It’s so boring and stressful to make yourself fail for the purpose of learning and draw incomplete imperfect things. Right now it seems to be enough of a challenge to get through each day.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

so many hugs

and re art, read books, watch videos and visualise doing the art but mainly don’t feel bad 🤗😘

imoldgreeeg,
@imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone avatar

Second this. It’s ok if you aren’t up to it (it takes so much energy at that early learning and making mistakes stage). It’s ok to read, tinker, just touch your art supplies to stay connected and not do anymore than that until you can

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

(it takes so much energy at that early learning and making mistakes stage)

I did not know this.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

wtf, who was the genius who fucked up the presentation of la times sunday crosswords

can’t see all the clues anymore, can’t cross reference anything visually

I do the whole puzzle, not just one letter at a time

tone212_,
@tone212_@aussie.zone avatar

Successful day in the garden. Grass mowed for first time in months, weeds pulled, plants pruned, leaves collected, green bin is full. Perfect day for it.

Mittens_meow,

Got my mowing done today too. Tomato plants still growing , very odd. Snow peas are going nuts.

Duenan,
@Duenan@aussie.zone avatar

Mmmm coffee

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

so lovely and sunny out there 🌞

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