CactuarJoe,
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So it's about an hour 'til , the weekly monster movie watchin' event 'round these parts. If you don't want to see that, best mute the hashtag.

This week we're watchin' IT! The Terror from Beyond Space! No clown, as far as I know, so it can't be that bad.

Here's the link for watchin' if you'd like to join us! We start at 9pm eastern sharp: https://archive.org/details/it-the-terror-from-beyond-space-colorized

Be there or be an outer space floater!

CactuarJoe,
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IT! The Movie from Beyond 8:59 PM Eastern Standard Time! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So what exactly do you think IS "beyond" space? Is it, like Space's underlayment or something? #Monsterdon

trixter,
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@CactuarJoe It’s like Event Horizon. #Monsterdon

RamenCatholic,

@CactuarJoe if we're inside, then It must be from Outside
#Monsterdon #ItTheTerrorFromBeyondSpace

otheorange_tag,
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@RamenCatholic @CactuarJoe Klein-bottle shaped ship notwithstanding. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Edward CAHN do this! Right? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Ninteen hundred and seventy two. When Columbus sailed the ocean blue. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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But enough of that depressing shit, it's SUNNY here in AMERICA'S CAPITOL! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Could... Could the projectionist get that hair off the bottom of the film? :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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oo, dasblinkenlights. It's been a while since we got a good one o' those. :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man, did they really have to bring the Gorn back? :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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And I'm Joe, ragingly insecure! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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(also I swear I was joking about the roll call thing, got some riffback on that one >_>) #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"There's still enough to put you in front of a firing squad."

Thanks, BOB, you're really helping >:/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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They're really showing us the tense state on this ship. What with the casual conversation. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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No, no, stop the music sting. You haven't earned that dramatic sound yet. Ten yard penalty. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Yet again, a movie where I have trouble telling people apart because they're all wearing the same outfit and all have the same hairstyle. >_> #Monsterdon

RamenCatholic,

@CactuarJoe yeah, that's a bitch for me too. #Monsterdon #ItTheTerrorFromBeyondSpace

CactuarJoe,
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Man. Enough zippers on the women's uniform to be a Kingdom Hearts design. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Cold spam on dry wheat bread! Thanks, Marge! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"RRAAAA, HAVE YOU SEEN MOTHRA, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME DOWN HERE FOR LUNCH" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Paul Blarts OF THE FUTURE! #Monsterdon

plaidtron3000,
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@CactuarJoe Paul Blart, ROCKET COP. #Monsterdon
#ItTheTerrorFromBeyondSpace

CactuarJoe,
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OH and the newcomer is down in the center of the ring to a MERCILESS backbreak from the champion, IT! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Probably just turned in."

Yeah, I scream like I'm being torn apart right before I fall asleep too. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Aaaand cut away quick before we get any action on film. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Shout out to the guy making the monster noises, though. "Rawr. Raaaawr." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Hey Chino!"

Whaddya doin' down there Chino, why I oughdda... #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"do... you... have... a... liiiiiight...?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"I'll go, I know the layout"

Man didn't anybody tell you not to talk to the camera? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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He's not dead, he's just goth. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Yeah I dunno what to tell you man, you were askin' for that one. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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YOU WANT TO THROW A GRENADE IN A SPACESHIP!? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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When the entire hashtag screams at you well maaaaaaaybe you should reconsider what you're doing spaceship guys ^^;;;; #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So who gets the fife and the drum? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Congratulations guys you just blew up your O2 source. ( o_o)7 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Guys... Is this a snipe hunt? You'd tell me if this was a snipe hunt, right? Guys?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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heh, monster takes the gun out of his hand like "Oh, thank you, I needed one of these" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Ha ha ha ha ha oh man the mask XD XD XD #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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I thought the monster's voice was muffled because the sound sucks, no! It's literally the GUY WEARING THE MASK MAKING RAWR NOISES XD XD XD #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Trumpy, noooooooo! #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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This is why you don't shop at Payless Shoes, man :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Welp. We beefed it. Now what?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Damn. Knew we shouldn't have made the airlocks out of tinfoil." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Athlete's Foot is like a storm raging inside you... #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So the foot wound gave him a funky Martian infection? ...Is this monster a vampire Komodo dragon? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh good space suit. Velour :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Just gotta get down to the deflector dish and defeat the Borg trying to send a signal to the Collective. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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STOP SMOKING IN SPACE >:( #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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It really does look like Link Hogthrob but green. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Ooooh poopie #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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This monster needs a belt. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Nice delicate dancer's walk, though. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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NICE ZIPPER ASSHOLE #Monsterdon

otheorange_tag,
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@CactuarJoe commas are important! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So... They blew up the oxygen recycling room, everybody's smoking, they're using an acetylene torch... When do they start suffocating? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh, hey, he's got a puppet! He's gonna put on his after-dinner show! "This here's a woozle... And his name is Peanut!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh, bunch of Morph Balls in the foreground. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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They're gonna throw it into the warp core! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Whoops, radiation poisoning for everyone. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"What about Bob!?"

It made a profit but didn't review well, I wouldn't expect a sequel. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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I swear they did the sound for this movie from behind a wall of pillows. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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A FUCKING BAZOOKA!?!? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Jesus Christ. Why are these people so heavily armed? Were they expecting Commies on Mars? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh NOW you remember spaceships have limited O2? #Monsterdon

trixter,
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@CactuarJoe Someone please tell the guy with the torch. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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HE MISSED! The guy with the bazooka MISSED! How do you MISS with a BAZOOKA at that range? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Whoops, space monster's broad shoulders got stuck in the stairwell, we're gonna have to grease him up. Get the butter! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Salright? Salright." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Aaand now Senator Whitebread will deliver the summation. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Another name for Mars... Is DEATH"

Or Judy, we hear it prefers Judy now. #Monsterdon

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