tayfonay

tayfonay, 8 days ago to random

"Ensure that your new password doesn’t repeat your last 24 passwords."

In this economy?!

tayfonay, 11 days ago to random

Couldn’t help myself with this one

tayfonay, 11 days ago to random

Pretty sure we’ve reached peak “scream and fuck”

tayfonay, 12 days ago to random

People are outside drinking in the street to celebrate fuckhead's convictions. In case you were wondering how happy some Americans are rn

tayfonay, 12 days ago to random

Seems appropriate

tayfonay, 13 days ago to random

Hey, good for you North Korea, sending those poop filled balloons over the border. This is the kind of petty shit I’m here for

tayfonay, 14 days ago to random

Like coffee, I was once deemed “a bitter invention of satan” by Catholic priests

tayfonay, 14 days ago to random

Next time a doctor asks me if I have any pelvic floor issues I’m going to tell them about how I had to fart the whole time during karate tonight and kept that bottled up like the champion I am

tayfonay, 16 days ago to random

If you need me I’ll be watching The Uncle Roger Show 💀

tayfonay, 17 days ago to random

5 squirrels came together in the middle of my street, made some noise, then dispersed in separate directions. The uprising is coming

tayfonay, 18 days ago to random

Jesus’s Fried Chicken, the new South Park special is absolutely brilliant

tayfonay, 18 days ago to random

Sex is great but have you tried kicking emotional leeches who are just around to use you out of your life?

tayfonay, 19 days ago to random

What do all these cicadas sound like?

(thanks @glasspusher for having me record it)

They get going around 10 am and will keep this up without any breaks until probably 7pm.

ETA: if you listen closely at the lull, you can hear the constant hum at a lower frequency that doesn't change, it just keeps going and going and going.

tayfonay, 21 days ago to random

Vegetables that don't pair well together: radishes and fennel

tayfonay, 22 days ago to random

Hello world

#cicadas2024

tayfonay, 24 days ago to random

Theyyy’rrree heeeerrreee

tayfonay, 24 days ago to random

Step 1) type out a reply full of unsolicited advice and sophomoric wisdom

Step 2) Delete that bullshit

Step 3) type out something like “that sucks. I’m sorry to hear you’re dealing with that. Here’s a cat picture” send toot.

#PsychologistProtips

tayfonay, 24 days ago to random

I failed at my Jane Goodall approach to my last meeting of today. Got up and walked out. It’s ok because I’ve been erased by my former mentor(s) so my absence means nothing. At least I get to go home in like 18 hours.

tayfonay, 25 days ago to random

Gotta respect the guy who fills 2 cups of coffee at the 7am meeting out of the gates

tayfonay, 26 days ago to random

I’m in DC - anyone want me to go kick Alito in the dick while I’m here?

tayfonay, 25 days ago to random

Went to the Astro Beer Hall for a drink and some food with a colleague, stepped outside after and was like is that the fuckin church Trump stood in front of with the Bible? Yes it was.

tayfonay, 26 days ago to random

Insurance is fucking up my new medication. Because of course it is, this is how the system is designed. I’d rather go on a restrictive diet for the rest of my life than deal with it, that’s the sad state of affairs.

tayfonay, 26 days ago to random

The conference I’m headed to today is mailing some attendees a bottle of Old Bay Seasoning because… DC is next to Maryland? In case you wanted to know how insufferable these people are. Or they all have crabs. Lord knows some of them are hooking up this weekend.

tayfonay, 28 days ago to random

This Friday I fly to DC. I now survive having to attend conferences with people I loathe by going full on Jane Goodall

tayfonay, 29 days ago to random

Being a therapist during the great enshittification is wild.