paco

@paco@infosec.exchange

Tech guy, doing #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I #selfhost a lot of stuff. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too.

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paco, to random

On Friday, in a shared document about an incident, I wrote:

Nine (9) projects are affected by this issue

I came in this morning and found someone had changed it to:

Nine (12) projects are affected by this issue.

🤷‍♂️​

paco,

@danieldurrans Copy of Copy of Nine (8)_FINAL_rev1_FINAL_Johnedit.xlsx

paco, to random

If you don't like fungus, I recommend not drying your smelly gym socks in the mess hall!

paco, to random

It takes 2 strong men to wrestle the gun from... the professor?

paco, to random

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
It's Sunday Night on , aboard a tiny ship.
The mate was a might sailing man
The skipper wore his shades
If not for the film from Toho Scope
These jokes could not be made...

msh, to random
@msh@coales.co avatar

If you're done with Superb Owls today and are into Magnificent Mushrooms watch #Monsterdon with us right now!

Or filter it if we're getting in the way of your Swiftie posts whatever floats your boat

paco,

@msh @Taweret The Gilligans of Us.

CactuarJoe, to movies
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza avatar

Alrighty folks it is an hour until #MONSTERDON your weekly monster movie watch party!

This week is MATANGO (1963), aka Attack of the Mushroom People! A classic by Ishiro Honda of Godzilla fame :D

If you want to mute the hashtag, now's a good time to turn 'em on. If you want to join in, the film's available ad free and gratis over here: https://archive.org/details/1963-matango-anslyn

We start at 9pm eastern! Be there or psilocybin!

#Movie #Horror #Cinema #Cinemastodon #MST3k #Movies

paco,

@CactuarJoe Let's Get Rrrrready for fungaaaaaallll!

paco, to random

So true! is “A fraud whose greatest accomplishment in life was avoiding any indictments for his first 76 years.”

From: @lolgop
https://journa.host/@lolgop/111909141534018390

paco, to random

I’m currently a custodian of a 20+ year old forum that serves a niche community (#sci spinal cord injury and #tbi traumatic brain injury people and their loved ones). Everything
@Daojoan says here is spot on.

https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan/111894470338353304

paco, to bass

Still learning #bass guitar. One year in (started when I was 50). Today I discovered that there’s an infinite number of 12-bar #blues tracks on YouTube minus the bass. Perfect for riffing on and practicing scales and stuff.

paco, to infosec

So I see this quote in a zdnet story:

You should also never charge your device at a public USB port. That same port that charges your gadget can also infect it.

Is there actually a case where a public #USB port infected some random device with #malware? I mean we all know it's theoretically possible. But does it actually happen at all in the way this is written? Some bad guy sticks a malicious charger in a random public place like an airport or coffee shop, and they infect random people? I'm not saying it doesn't happen, just that I can't bring to mind many instances of it. The opposite of confirmation bias: I can't bring to mind any examples, so it probably never happens. 😜​ I know people do targeted infections via USB. But random?
#infosec #security

https://www.zdnet.com/home-and-office/smart-home/3-million-smart-toothbrushes-were-not-used-in-a-ddos-attack-but-they-could-have-been/

paco, to ai

I am crying I am laughing so hard at the generated colours from @janellecshane 's blog: https://www.aiweirdness.com/new-ai-paint-colors/

paco,
paco,

@Tim_Eagon @janellecshane Not sure. I thought my doctor prescribed me a cream to get rid of a benign Clardic Fug

paco,

This is a Northern line train to Turdley, calling at Burfream, Sindis Poop, Clapham Junction, and Turdley.
@dpp @janellecshane @robey

paco, to random

So has lost his appeal that somehow he has a get-out-of-jail-free card for all criminal acts committed while President. The incredible irony there being that if the court somehow agreed with him, that Presidents cannot be prosecuted for crimes committed while president, then could just go assassinate Trump with impunity. After all, that's literally one of the questions put to Trump's lawyers in the appeal. I'm glad sanity prevailed, instead.

Read all the details from @chrisgeidner

https://www.lawdork.com/p/dc-circuit-immunity-ruling-trump

paco, to random

This is a fascinating story but I struggle to keep reading it. They keep writing “an Euler walk”. It should be “a Euler walk”. The a/an rule isn’t about spelling (words starting with vowels). The rule is about sound. We don’t write “an European country”, we write “a European country” for the same reason.

Similarly I dislike silly people who write “an historic event”. If you’re not pronouncing it “‘istoric” then it should be “a”, not “an”.

From: @datawrapper
https://vis.social/@datawrapper/111863071297059284

paco,

@BradRubenstein @datawrapper I don’t know the correct pronunciation. Is it “oiler”? In my head I say “yoo ler”. This might be a case of my not knowing the pronunciation, so I’m wrong about the grammar.

paco, to random

A thought: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 😀

paco, to tesla

I’ve never seen so many and terrible violations gathered together in one place. Would-be owners should buy anything else. https://niedermeyer.io/2024/02/02/its-the-impunity-stupid/

jamigibbs, to random
@jamigibbs@hachyderm.io avatar

I haven't been loving the Spotify UI/UX experience for some time now but I think it's finally time to move on to something else.

It's really a bummer because I've been using Spotify for probably 10+ years but it's just not good anymore.

https://www.wsj.com/business/media/joe-rogan-podcast-spotify-deal-28eb5f74

paco,

@jamigibbs I’ve been happily using for a couple years. I’ve done “the Pepsi challenge” with lots of people and it always sounds better than Spotify. I see someone recommended YouTube music. We did the Pepsi challenge with that and YouTube sounded great. So those would be my top 2 recs.

patrickcmiller, to random
paco,

@patrickcmiller Did you read this one? The “6 vulnerabilities” are revealed halfway through. After a long word salad of security truisms. The 6 “vulnerabilities” are

  • lack of policies
  • deficiencies in monitoring
  • inadequate testing
  • training and awareness
  • Etc.

This kind of thing leaves the reader knowing less than before they read it

SpaceLifeForm, to random

@jerry

It is Fubar. Can not edit post on mobile.

cc: @paco

paco,

@SpaceLifeForm @jerry @paco What is fubar? Editing only? Or other features. I’m gonna try to edit this on Ice Cubes

paco, to random

The entire film happens exactly zero miles from earth. It happens ON earth.

paco, to OpenAI

This was a -e suggestion from . I think it's perfect because it shows how the is like the guards scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The prompt was (emphasis mine):

A 3D render of AN ASTRONAUT walking in a GREEN DESERT.

Read carefully. What they received was:

A 3D render of A GREEN ASTRONAUT walking in a NORMAL-COLOURED DESERT

That is not even close to what they asked for. Both the desert and the astronaut are the wrong colours, based on what they asked for, and colour was a really important part of the prompt.

Nice job showing how well it works!

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