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derpostillon, to random German
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Absprung verpasst: Eltern genervt von 32-jährigem Sohn, der immer noch im Familienbett schläft https://www.der-postillon.com/2023/05/familienbett.html

nilsmielke,
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@derpostillon Relatable.

matuzo, to random
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Hmmm...should I go to bed at 10pm as always and wake up "refreshed" or should I go to an underground HipHop EP release party and hate myself tomorrow for doing it?

nilsmielke,
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@matuzo Which option is likely to be remembered more fondly later on?

marcthiele, to random
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The many times I forget to or think I have pressed record on the iPhone when wanting to record a video … 🙄🙈 #fail

nilsmielke,
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@marcthiele Get better soon! 😉

mxbck, to random
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✏️ New post: "Old Dogs, new CSS Tricks"

Lots of new features have shipped in the last few years, but real-world usage is still low. What are the things holding us back, and how can we break out of our old habits to learn new ways of writing CSS?

https://mxb.dev/blog/old-dogs-new-css-tricks/

nilsmielke,
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zdfmagazin, to random German
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Ist das echt?? #█████████

nilsmielke,
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@zdfmagazin Nee, das hier ist Echt!
Ihr nu wieder. Keine Ahnung von nix. 🤣

nilsmielke, to random German
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Das Bundesministerium für Justiz hat zum 75. Geburtstag des Grundgesetzes eine tolle kleine Webseite veröffentlicht, in der man spielerisch etwas über die Verfassung lernen kann:
https://unserrechtsstaat.de/
Chapeau!
(via @getkirby)

Luke, (edited ) to random
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nilsmielke,
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@Luke +1

raph, to Israel
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Israeli children, likely belonging to communities of settlers and religious-messianic Jews, having fun destroying aid supplies meant for Gaza.

Useful context is that one of the most common one-liners I hear from Israelis, to this day, is: "the conflict will end when they stop teaching their children to hate us".

#Israel #Palestine #Gaza

Children, some holding Israeli flags, stomping on supply

nilsmielke,
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@raph Actually that Gaza Aid, as well as those childrens’ futures, are attacked by their horrible, horrible parents and the Israeli society at large.

sciloqi, to random
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Es geht los! #btconf #klassentreffen

nilsmielke,
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@sciloqi Viel Spaß!

nilsmielke, to random German
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Apple’s iPad ad makes me really sad. It is a shame and an embarrassment.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/9/24152987/apple-crush-ad-piano-ipad

malarkey, to random
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Hallo Chermany!

nilsmielke,
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@malarkey Hello again! 👋

200ok, to random
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AI hallucination of the day.

Matched only by AI's attempt at alt text for this image.

For those who actually need alt text: it's an AI mangling the concept of illustrating the broad eras of the web.

nilsmielke,
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@200ok Oh noes, now AI is also stealing making art from us.
Cause that’s what it’s gotta be. Art. Right?! RIGHT?!1!!

nilsmielke,
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@200ok 🤣

reichenstein, to random
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Marques Brownlee reviews another unfinished unnecessary AI toy https://youtu.be/ddTV12hErTc?si=M4BmbFUzWw3kJGTb

nilsmielke,
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@marcthiele @bastianallgeier @elliotjaystocks @normanposselt @frankrausch @reichenstein @btconf As a friend of mine puts it in situations like this—when you haven’t asked, yet: “Ein Nein hast du schon.”

bastianallgeier, to random
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This was an extremely confusing combination of Mastodon posts in my timeline by @baldur and @randahl

nilsmielke,
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flokosiol, to random
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For my personal website it’s always

nilsmielke,
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@flokosiol Same. 😄🤝

bazscott, to random
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My daughter texted me from the shop "which do these do you want?". I replied "yes please!"

nilsmielke,
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@bazscott I feel you. 😋

nilsmielke,
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@bazscott Good times, then. 😄

matuzo, to random
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I have 4 new books but 0 time. I wonder how many years it'll take me to read them. 😁

No, seriously. I try to prioritise reading because I neglected it too much in recent years.

nilsmielke,
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@matuzo I don’t mean to discourage you, but that will likely keep getting worse with being a parent.
Having a backlog of at least 8 books myself. Unintentionally. Would love to wolf them down. 🤷‍♂️
Good luck to you, though. Your experience could turn out differently.

nilsmielke,
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@matuzo I feel you. 😅🤔😭

rstockm, to random German
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Bitte, gern geschehen.

nilsmielke,
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@rstockm Wow.

nilsmielke, to random German
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I never realized, Kurt Cobain took his life on my 18th birthday.

getkirby, to random
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Honey Kids: a medical supply store specifically for families with disabled kids – ready to help them navigate the overwhelming variety of different medical aids and insurance bureaucracy. Their new website was by @bemas and @chrisalmo from @presprog. We love it.

https://hodey-kids.de/

Scrolling screen capture of the Honey Kids website

nilsmielke,
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@getkirby @bemas @chrisalmo @presprog 😂 You made my day.

nilsmielke,
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@getkirby @bemas @chrisalmo @presprog Beautiful project, btw. In many ways!

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nilsmielke,
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@th Genau mein Humor.

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