lukito

lukito, 11 days ago to random

Thinking about the time I taught English to Spanish speakers and this one guy who thought he was the absolute tits at speaking English despite only having moved to England two months before with no previous experience in the language pronounced Nigel Farage as “Nee-khell Fa-ra-gay.”

lukito, 17 days ago to random

It’s World Otter Day, and the first thing my Windows-based work laptop threw in my face was “To celebrate, ask AI to create images with otters in them!”

I think absolutely the fuck not. Show me how to draw one. Give me the information and the skills I can practice to get the shading right. Point me in the direction of resources to show me colour variations in their coats.

If I were in a more jokey mood I’d say it’s “otterly reprehensible behaviour.” But I’m not, so I’ll just say, it’s shite.

lukito, 20 days ago to random

I swear that >50% of traditional social media content is a combination of videos of screenshots and of people recording themselves reading screenshots of memes from a decade ago.

Daft, I fear :neofox_blush_hide:

lukito, 20 days ago to random

Choose your fighter on this very Sunday :neofox_bongo:

A white tank top with the word "Garlic" written in rhinestones.
Black t-shirt hanging on a rack with the text "Can I interest you in a root canal?" printed on it.

lukito, 22 days ago to random

No-one:

Not a soul:

Not a single sentient being on this whole ridiculous planet:

Pixel at 4:30am: “My fathers, REJOICE! For I have discovered and tamed the MENACE that is this ZIP-LOCK BAG that I am presenting to you thusly. And LO; fear not. For I have CRONCHED a small portion out of this monster. Is it somewhere in the house? Is it somewhere in my digestive tract? IT MATTERS NOT. MEOW MEOW MEOW…”

lukito, 23 days ago to random

Awake at 4:15am. The barbarity :neofox_sob:

lukito, 23 days ago to random

The irony of having purchased a kilo box of cherries, grown and packed in Spain, only to have this plastered on it in several places.

My kingdom for a government that reverses Brexit… :neofox_melt_sob:

lukito, 26 days ago to random

Good morning to this cursed T-shirt that I would seriously consider wearing. A lot.

Limerance to Yuehananna, y’all! :neofox_boop: :neofox_boop:

lukito, 27 days ago to random

Me when you.

lukito, 27 days ago to random

Presenting: John

lukito, 28 days ago to random

The Instagram algorithm has somehow decided that I be shown reels of bulk raw materials and industrial properties for sale via WhatsApp in various locations in India.

I-… ¿

lukito, 28 days ago to random

A #caturday bonus: We have family over for the next few days, including some very loud crotch goblins, and Pixel is giving vigilance mixed with “right in front of my salad” vibes :neofox_0_0:

(Edit: he’s being well looked after and has all the space he needs to hide and recuperate. He’s just a shy little guy :neofox_angel_pleading: )

lukito, 28 days ago to random

lukito, 29 days ago to random

Local News Source once again stretching the term “Breaking News” with perhaps the vaguest warning I’ve ever seen :neofox_confused:

lukito, 30 days ago to random

Thankful to know at least a small amount of German to permit the correct reading of this.

HOWEVER… :neofox_peek_owo:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

lukito, 30 days ago to random

Do you have “The Laughing Cow” cheese in your country? If so, what do you call it?

I believe its production/brand origin is French - La Vache Qui Rit - but I’m curious about how many other countries have it and if they use similar translations :neofox_think:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Printing this and sticking it to my desk. Replacing my phone background with this so I can see it when I’m not at my desk. Tattooing it on the inner-side of my eyelids.

This did in 5 seconds what would have taken 5 months in therapy :neofox_cool:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

There is a slow, but very consistent, rumbling of thunder heading our way. I’ve not heard such a concentrated storm in years.

Eeeeeeee :neofox_aww:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

A belated #caturday post, wherein Pixel is happily demonstrating what I’ve witnessed so many Reply Guys do over here: a biiiiiig stretch :neofox_sip:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

I’m curious, northern hemisphere folk. If you were able to see Aurora Borealis last night:

• Was this your first time?
• How far ‘south’ are you (roughly - I’m not in the business of doxxing you)?
• How old are you (again, be as vague as you feel)?

Please do reply and boost. I get the sense that there were a lot of first-timers and a feeling of shared awe last night and I’d love to know just how far that was felt :neofox_heart:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Actual aurora - no goofs this time. Never seen them this vivid this far south before. Yay space :neofox_aww:

Night sky showing aurora colors with visible stars and tree silhouettes at the bottom.

lukito, 1 month ago to random

This Weigela in our garden is in full bloom and I cannot adequately explain how loud it is because it is filled with BEES :neofox_aww:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Goof time :neofox_cool_fingerguns:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Your regular reminder that there’s a street in there north of England called “Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate” :neofox_book: