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chrisvest

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Computer at lifestyle company in Cupertino.
So much #netty, #java, #database, and #tls

config: #nobridge searchable

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A type 2 diabetes patient has been cured by Chinese scientists with a stem cell treatment, no longer needing insulin or any other medication: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41421-024-00662-3

whitequark, to random
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praise-driven development

chrisvest,
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@whitequark everyone will be so proud of you, as I already am

badastro, to random
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Do not be fooled by appearances! The nearby galaxy M82 is NOT exploding!

This is just a defense mechanism some galaxies employ when they feel threatened. In a few hundred million years it'll settle back down on its own.

https://badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/m82-exploding-no-not-exactly-relaxing-beach-either

chrisvest,
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@badastro when you see astronomers using “nearby” for galaxies, does it ever make you just… stop and think for a sec?

whitequark, to random
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I am once again compiling a new checkout of LLVM

chrisvest,
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@whitequark Compiler Catherine, the outlier.

chrisvest, to random
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I miss the glimpse of solidarity we had in the summer of 2020.

whitequark, to random
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software engineering really gets a different vibe if changing a single character and rebuilding takes about half a hour

android has prepared me for this

chrisvest,
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@whitequark I once spoke with a PL/1 programmer working at a large bank, who only ran “syntax check” once a day because of how slow it was. I didn’t ask about compiling.

whitequark, to random
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plants are fucked up. like... as a concept

chrisvest,
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@gsuberland @whitequark they also save a lot of energy by just never moving from the spot where they first started life, and that concept is technically open to all

whitequark, to random
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oh wow, i've never opened a trimpot before

chrisvest,
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@whitequark dip sponge in electrons to soak maybe

chrisvest, to Java
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I'm running a fairly small #Java service, and recently switch it over to Generational ZGC. Turns out ZGC scales down quite well. After the heuristics settled, max heap is now kept below 300 MiB, which is less than what we got with G1GC. Pause times are also much lower, with sum total pause per minute occasionally reaching 1 ms, but is usually sub-ms. I can see why they want to make this the default in Java 23.

arstechnica, to random
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First look at the Sony Honda EV: More than a Playstation on wheels

The AFEELA concept previews an EV from the joint venture, due in 2026.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/05/first-look-at-the-sony-honda-ev-more-than-a-playstation-on-wheels/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

chrisvest,
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@arstechnica It looks like a Lucid Kirkland

chrisvest, to random
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If you like someone's open source project. If you use it, and it gives you value. Send them a thank-you note.

You never know what might mean to someone.

For instance, you never know if it 10 years down the line could help bolster their immigration case by showing they've made notable contributions to their field, and received recognition from their peers. You never know. 🙃

whitequark, to random
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the type of python application development where you read a decent amount of linux kernel code

chrisvest,
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@whitequark useful for UDP-based streaming protocols like QUIC

whitequark, (edited ) to random
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this is the most cursed serial PHY i've seen in years https://2384176.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na1.net/hubfs/2384176/MIPI-C-PHY-Introduction-From-Basic-to-Implementation.pdf

chaotic evil PAM3 without doing PAM3

chrisvest,
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@whitequark “Don’t even worry about it” powerful culture vibes

whitequark, to random
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is assembly language (for the sake of argument, x86 assembly as understood by an assembler released by intel) typed?

chrisvest,
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@whitequark I have no idea how hardware is put together, but isn’t it just like you throw a bunch of numbers into a spreadsheet and then feed it to an eldritch abomination until a netlist comes out?

chrisvest,
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@whitequark thinking about it, the closest I’ve ever gotten to hardware is probably that I’ve worked on the neo4j graph database, which IBM has used to do cycle timing verification of the Power9 chip (and maybe other stuff, I don’t know)

chrisvest, to random
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Heartwarming: Open source developer discovers weird trick to get every single commit they've ever done, reviewed by thousands of people in one day.

whitequark, to random
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reminds me of that time i took a turbomolecular pump through an airport security checkpoint (not customs, security at entrance). it went like this

me: puts suitcase on the conveyor
employee, to herself: "what is this thing? it is full of blades???"
employee, to me: "what is it in your luggage?"
me, pointing at the screen of the xray machine: "oh, that? it's a pump"
employee: "a pump? does it have liquid inside?
me: "it's a vacuum pump. it does not pump liquids"
employee: "go ahead"

chrisvest,
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@whitequark lucky you she didn’t ask if it had any fluids inside

macrumors, to random
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chrisvest,
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@macrumors the article mostly make me wonder who those guys are and why do they have the data necessary to make this analysis

whitequark, to random
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holy shit the english trains are unusable

chrisvest,
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@whitequark but at least the tickets are expensive

macrumors, to random
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chrisvest,
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@macrumors I lost count of the work meetings where these things randomly went off

chrisvest, to random
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Reminder to programmers who occasionally needs to generate an X.509 certificate (e.g. for SSH, for signing commits, emails, for GitHub, etc):

Don't use RSA, unless you need to for some specific compatibility reason.
Use EC-P 256 or Ed25519, instead. They're safer, faster, smaller.

18+ whitequark, to random
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people have talked about this a lot already, but what i want to highlight is the entitlement

not everything is made for u! some things are made for other developers. a lot of things, even.

and that's fine! no one's forcing you to use this particular bit of stalkerware. if you can't figure it out, just move along

chrisvest,
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@whitequark may Olga of Kyiv bless you

chrisvest, to random
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Lithium battery prices are coming down quite quickly: https://thedriven.io/2024/01/25/worlds-largest-ev-battery-maker-set-to-cut-costs-in-half-by-mid-2024/
Good news for energy storage, which is important for practical deployment of renewable energy, and for people who don’t have 50k+ USD budgets for EVs. I think we need to see 20k USD EVs to reach the top of the S-curve.

whitequark, to random
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was watching videos about racecars and had concluded (i know very little about racecars) that a racecar is more or less an airplane that is optimized solely for landing, and must be landing as hard as it can at all times

chrisvest,
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@whitequark the McMurtry Speirling has turbines to create a vacuum underneath, so it can be sticking its landing even when going through slow corners

whitequark, to random
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mraoooow

chrisvest,
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@whitequark (when I come home) mao-MAAAH!
(when it’s dinner time) maah? maah? places paw on random kitchen cabinet door or drawer

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