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canteen

@canteen@cijber.social

poly, plural (emoji prefix identified sometimes 🌪️🍭🌊🔥⚡☁️), genderfluid I guess

our core interests are pets, food and videogames. some of us also program or do philosophy, stuff like that.

🍭 writes (most of) the blurbs and the blog!

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canteen, to random
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Hi! I'm looking for a new job. I've worked as a security engineer for the past for years, advising teams and assisting them with designing and implementing measures to mitigate risk. Before that I professionally implemented the algorithms in papers and I worked on various pieces of cloud services (shared hosting, email, vps, etc). I know a lot of programming languages and I'm comfortable learning whichever one you're currently using.

What I'm looking for is a job that lets me work remote for however many hours I work. I would strongly prefer if nobody gets threatened, bribed or sexually intimidated. I know this sounds like a normal thing but let's just say my last few employers did not impress in that regard.
It is a big plus if the job involves making society better (i.e. solving privacy issues at scale and not some sort of piece of SaaS hell that only makes money due to sales and lies) but at this point I'll settle for people just being decent to each other.

If this is a bar your workplace can clear or you know of a place that has these things, please message me.

astrid, to random
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"come and take it" flag but for nixos

canteen,
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@astrid I wonder if I can get a flag printed of this. It's very threatening

gremlins, to random
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my favorite part of mishearing vowels is that i am inventing incredible pet names for my partner and i am extremely unsorry

canteen,
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@eater @gremlins my sip, my little fristi

There is a lot of potential for terms of endearment that I've never taken the time to appreciate

kaia, to random
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can fedi recommend a good stereo headset? I'm looking at Jabra Evolve2 65, but testing it its microphone is meh-ish.

canteen,
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@kaia idk if it's good per se, but I use a Logitech g533 and I've never had complaints. It's also very cheap here (75 euros)

kaia, to random
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can I use signal on desktop somehow? don't wanna type on mobile all the time

canteen,
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@kaia Idk if this is a bit but if it's not: https://signal.org/download/

kaia, to random
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single-person bunker in Mannheim, Germany

canteen,
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@kaia @munir spallation protection room?

kaia, to random
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soo how do I grow weed at home? asking for me

canteen,
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@kaia you buy a strain that's easy to grow and put it in a plant pot. If you're not trying to grow industrial quantities of weed you don't need grow lights. Make sure it gets sun though

canteen,
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@kaia you need lights, insulation and ventilation if you need to hide it from cops. It is just a weed which will grow anywhere (my father and my cousin separately had rental houses with it just growing in the yard). When I was a student one of the complexes had gardens (outside, uncovered) which grew almost exclusively weed. They got 1 good and sometimes one a little less good harvest per year

As with all crops with proper fertilizer and soil condition it will grow faster and more of what you want (think 4-5 harvests per year instead of 1-2). But if you just want to fuck around there's no need to make it expensive.

canteen,
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@kaia if you really want 4-5 harvests you probably do also need grow lights though haha

canteen, to random
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"it's 2 am, time for bed" I go for a pee and suddenly it's 3 am

eater, to random
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scare the dutch with this image

canteen,
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@eater I can comfortably say I have no idea what peanut butter and apple would taste like. How was it?

gremlins, to random
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shark farmer 2024

canteen,
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@gremlins are are you planting them

canteen,
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@gremlins many chibi sharks

kaia, to random
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sporty fristi sunday

video/mp4

canteen,
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@kaia I know they're super big murder machines but this looks super goofy

kaia, to random
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ouch!

canteen,
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@kaia after a nice day in the pillory you can get your Cockburn on

kaia, to random
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had no idea you could just buy a fossilized ichthyosaurus. they don't say how much though. I'm tempted to ask, but it's 150kg. I presume it's 10k EUR? more? idk.

canteen,
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@kaia do you have a link??? I think having an actual dinosaur in my hallway is a fun idea

gremlins, to random
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ik ben aan het maken speculaaskaas, en het is lekker

canteen,
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@gremlins speculaas... Kaas? Ik ga me inbeelden dat dit kaas met suiker en speculaaskruiden is.

Als het mascarpone is is het waarschijnlijk nog lekker ook.

canteen,
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@gremlins slagroom met speculaaskruiden

canteen,
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@eater @gremlins en dan zonder suiker maar met kruiden. Mooi contrast met het vanilleijs

canteen,
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@eater @gremlins de missende 50% van mijn mederlandse culturele context bevat waarschijnlijk het perspectief om dit te snappen. Mijn excuses

18+ canteen, to random
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"hello welcome to my video where I play a game where you make devices to shoot other devices"

"okay this has been cool. Now we'll go to space. Okay good. These primitives can't hit us. I'm going to build an orbital cannon now"

This escalated very fast

canteen,
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@eater ehmmmm

canteen,
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@eater I've never played it, I've just seen YouTube videos

canteen, to random
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My dogs always get up at bedtime. Wtf is this??? I have a doggy guest and she does it too!

astrid, to random
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i hate conda i hate conda i hate conda

canteen,
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@astrid relatable. Academic code is it's own wholly unique flavour of despair

canteen, to random
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How do you dry the inside of your flomask? I get a lot of condensation

canteen,
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@eater I see, that's good to know

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