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bobmagicii

@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP.
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kboyd, to random
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Used the word "zed" in a meeting today. I'm trying to keep it alive.

bobmagicii, (edited )
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@derickr @kboyd in texas i have had people get actually mad with me calling it zed, and using other british english spelling. and the guy who used to make the most fun of me ended up being the only american i know who moved to canada because of tramp. now he has to eat those extra u's every day.

bobmagicii, to random
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if you want to make the vocal anti-microsoft people really really realllllly mad, ask them what search engine they use. it's likely not google and def not bing. then show them proof their engine of choice is just bing reskinned.

bobmagicii, to random
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anyone ever hear of when github might do another arctic code vault update?

rbreich, to random
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59 years ago today, Griswold v. Connecticut guaranteed the right to birth control.

Justice Thomas says the Supreme Court should "reconsider" that ruling.

And this week, 38 GOP senators voted against the Right to Contraception Act.

Republicans are coming for birth control.

bobmagicii,
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@rbreich its easier to keep breeding more people, have them consume and die without health care, than help people currently living live better. that is the gop way.

bobmagicii, to random
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How I Turned 30 Lines Of Script That Worked If You Knew How To Use It, Into A 160 Line Class That Is Kinda Magic: A Software Engineer's Tale Of Never Being Happy With Anything

afilina, to random
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Is there any legitimate reason to use MUI? It causes complexity of an application to immediately skyrocket, in exchange for marginal gains. Even those are questionable and can be solved easily through better code design.

It really feels like maintaining a rocket when you can get everywhere you need by bike.

bobmagicii,
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@afilina yeah, no. you are on the correct path. this is the way.

davidbisset, to Game
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Why I 🧡 the web:

This is going to sound odd, but it's Friday.

I was addicted a bit with this "web paddle ".

https://raould.github.io/pn0gstr0m/

Have fun for a few minutes.

bobmagicii,
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@davidbisset never played a version of this were every single ball split before its pretty sweet

bobmagicii, to random
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rewatching the mandalorian, given the reaction it had, i am impressed they didn't delete the scene where the speeder bike guy punches baby yoda.

syntaxseed, (edited ) to fallout
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Watched the premier episode of and not only ran ads before the show but interrupted the show 3-4 times to play unskippable ads. 😡

Ads before were bad enough, but this is absolutely jarring & bullshit for a service I pay for.

Can't even seem to find any info about an ad-free tier for Canadian subscribers.

Really makes the "oh, it's streaming on Prime" discovery into a disappointment than good news.

bobmagicii,
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@ramsey @syntaxseed this wouldn't be so bad if tv shows were still made to have adbreaks. but often times they will just cut it in the middle of a conversation because the timer said so.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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"butch and suni, we'd like to confirm that you have both tablets configured for airplane mode" 1354 cst

bobmagicii, (edited )
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"you will need to hang onto those undergarments for the mission back. they are the only set you got."

'copy that we have to hang on to these. thanks. i think.' 1357 cst

bobmagicii, to random
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4 of the 5 thusters were restored, they are at a 10m hold for the next 10ish minutes before their docking window opens up for lighting. https://www.youtube.com/live/E1uVzfQG_Yo

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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it is sad because acmephp used to be so good but i am extremely displeased with how they've "run" it since zerossl got it. i mean their website still doesn't even tell you it has a 2.0 and they stopped publishing phars forever ago.

so i shall retool for acme.sh. and honestly i think i can strip all "ssl support" out of my framework now because its fully autonomous.

https://github.com/netherphp/atlantis/commit/b3d7bf639476138e918d923417b537c906f7836e

cspray, to random
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Me: Ok, brain, I need you to concentrate on "A" today.

My brain: B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B

Me: ....

My brain: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

bobmagicii,
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@cspray BBBBBB...

psst. hey. C.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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https://github.com/acmesh-official this is my favourite ssl client now. it even supports the api of most dns which gets around all the issues about intranets and wildcards.

pissed off letsencrypt with fail attempts before finding out i had to enable api access per-domain in porkbun, but hey.

bobmagicii, to random
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when i first jumped ship to mariadb it was because i didn't have time to learn the new user system in mysql 8. but then i found out maria didn't yet have json query support. seems like it works now though.

maria claims json is just an alias for longtext so i personally doubt if this will be performant at a scale i would like. questions remain, such as, should i fulltext index it?

think mysql has done more optimization for this type of stupid, maybe its time to go back.

syntaxseed, to wordpress
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I have an query that is ordering by post_date. But the date for this particular set of posts is identical.

So it's giving me them in different orders if I run the same query a few times. Which is messing up pagination.

What the heck?

bobmagicii,
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@Aaron @syntaxseed yeah was gonna suggest ORDER BY post_date, id just to solidify that.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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the surprising part of microsoft recall is not that corporate has done this. its that 8gb of onboard npu ram... (nram?) is enough to do all that crap as frequently as it is. i can barely get any ai work done on my 6gb of vram. yet alone every 4 seconds.

bobmagicii, to random
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code without types is brainrot double so when its python.

bobmagicii, to random
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apple added a watch face with a few pride themes that can gasp actually be used to tell the time too. what a novel idea. the old stripes without hour ticks was so bloody useless.

also since it does not "look like a flag" your personal safety in the confederate states goes up a few points.

SenseException, to random German
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I had to read an XML book because of that hype, but no one was able to tell me for what I was learning XML. I asked so many questions about what use cases they thought about but got no answer. A few years later I used XML standards for API's and data sharing.
https://tech.lgbt/@lettosprey/112551320638344920

bobmagicii,
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@SenseException same but a few years later i went to json and never looked back.

bobmagicii, to random
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i... had completely forgotten.. that at one point i wanted to build a blog network and built this massive system so you could use your own domain on my platform. then i remembered i cant be arsed to deal with content moderation.

bobmagicii,
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another massive feature i built that will never be used lmao

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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had to put off my dallasphp plans as i tried to stay alive for a month and a half for a doctors appointment, for my insurance to start this month,

doctor office calls me today (the day before) ""you must change your primary provider and we cant see you until thats done"" so now i have to wait another month, cuz the insurance company said "ok, jul 1st then"

basically bcbs just got a free month of insurance payment i cant use.

heiglandreas, to random
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@bobmagicii It does tell you 😉

"It is required that your key files are not accessible by other users."

chmod 0600

bobmagicii, (edited )
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@heiglandreas every time i read that bloody text it takes 3 times before it accepts it because it never likes my first 2 chmods. (also thanks)

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