@alexpsmith@beige.party

alexpsmith

@alexpsmith@beige.party

A funny-looking queer neurodivergent loner living in the South Coast of Australia. As an avid bird enthusiast, gird your loins for lots of birb photos. I love all things nature, science (especially physics and astronomy), and silly humour, and I'm a voracious reader always on the lookout for recommendations. Just looking for a good social media platform with enjoyable and meaningful exchanges.

Psmith is a pseudonym.

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the_etrain, to random
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What is it about someone with a salesman's personality that makes me want to slap the crap out of them?

alexpsmith,

@the_etrain Insincerity + transactional motives = instant "get fucked"

alexpsmith, to random

How many items can I cross off my to-do list on any given day?
I think the answer is a non-real number, or at the very least, a non-integer.

And now, for my next amazing feat, I shall eat these savoury blini and watch as my regrets get swept away like a paper boat down a storm drain.

alexpsmith, to random

My heart just exploded.

Look at my little visitor. Clearly they sense that I'm a bleeding heart birb enabler.

Close up of a rainbow lorikeet on my white fleece blanket. I'm rubbing his head as he starts to doze off.
Close up of a rainbow lorikeet napping on my white fleece blanket.

the_etrain, to random
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Autocorrect wanted to make peanut butter jelly time into peanut butter Jesus time and I'm about to start a new religion.

alexpsmith,

@the_etrain https://youtu.be/1wfamPW3Eaw?si=QuLyLA52VUmcoPMH

alexpsmith, to random

I'm being blitzed with corporate pride marketing emails, and it's turning me straight.

RickiTarr, to random
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These dudes are saying they can't believe women would choose the bear, and then threaten Assault and Violence on women for choosing said bear.

alexpsmith,

@RickiTarr They're just mad at women for being aware of misogyny.

alexpsmith, to random

IT'S BED TIME. GO TO BED EVERYBODY!
I realise I live in Australia and many of you are just waking up on the other side of the world, but all bedtimes for one, one bedtime for all. See you in the morning 🖖

alexpsmith,

@xahteiwi First day of winter was yesterday!

RickiTarr, to random
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One of the things I love is when a noob starts watching Trek shows for the first time, and they're like, This is so silly, it's ridiculous, that guy turned into a lizard and impregnated his captain, that lady got possessed by a sex ghost that belonged to her grandma, the captain is sorting a room full of floofy guinea pigs, the ship runs on mushrooms, this theme song makes no sense, and I'm just like Yeah, isn't it great?! You either get it or you don't, I don't know what to tell you.

alexpsmith,

@RickiTarr

Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation playing trumpet in a Mariachi band on the bridge of the Enterprise, while Captain Picard is aggressively unimpressed

alexpsmith, to random

It's all happening in my kitchen :goose_honk:

alexpsmith,

Awwwww yeah

alexpsmith,

@rjblaskiewicz I've never seen Braveheart. There, I said it!

the_etrain, to random
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:alert: WIFE FED ME SPICY BEANS :alert:

alexpsmith,

@the_etrain Safety check!

...for your wife

alexpsmith, to random

Yellowjackets: yea or nay? I was in the mood to watch something for a change, and Netflix recommended it. And I dig Juliette Lewis.

I don't watch many films or shows unless I find them exceptional because my ADHD tends to make me tune out. I don't even own a TV!

alexpsmith,

@RickiTarr Yes, I enjoy dark. And thanks for the recommendation!

alexpsmith, to random

I've done nothing today except, well, this.

Pink galah perched in a barren tree against a clear blue sky
Clear turquoise sea on a sunny cloudless day
Selfie on the Pacific Coast Cycleway, turquoise sea and large palm tree in the background in a clear sunny day

alexpsmith, to random

Hey, who likes fungus?

The fact that looking at this makes me hungry tells me I wouldn't have survived long back in the hunter/gatherer days of yore.

chevalier26, to actuallyautistic
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What are your thoughts on self-diagnosis being belittled by many in the autistic community?

For clarity, I’m not asking to start a debate, just a genuine discussion. I currently don’t have the option to get a diagnosis, but feel fairly confident that the research I’ve done over the past year and a half has been legitimate and credible.

I don’t feel comfortable saying that I am definitively autistic, but I am ok with saying I’m “self-suspecting.” @actuallyautistic

alexpsmith,

@chevalier26 @limneticvillains @actuallyautistic It can actually be harmful in terms of discrimination (medical, immigration, etc.).

the_etrain, to random
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My friend just said "no pair of shorts is worth $80", if you're wondering how wild this party is.

alexpsmith,

@the_etrain I want to come to the taco bar, too :c_monster:

alexpsmith, to random

Women so often underestimate how much men hate us.

alexpsmith,

FFS if I need to qualify this by saying "a socially problematic percentage" then you're the problem, too.

alexpsmith,

@Kierkegaanks Not all Antichrists! And some people hate Antichrists, too.

:annoyingdog:

alexpsmith, to random

A magical moment sharing fruit with a currawong in exchange for birdsong

Currawong perched in a tree, head tilted up as he sings

alexpsmith, to random

'Straya

The dog mobile passing by, green rolling hills in the background and fluffy white clouds against blue sky

Binder, to random
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DNA stands for Do Not Answer.

alexpsmith,

@Binder Your phone is a banana. You're set, mate.

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