aeronmelon

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aeronmelon,

gasp

Not… a BREAST!

clutches pearls with white knuckles then faints

This is in New York City, I thought that was commonplace now.

aeronmelon,

Heath Ledger in full armor in A Knight’s Tale

Star Wars fans who want good stories and characters: “They just told me you were a shite producer. The fact that you’re a woman never came up.”

Also, remind Kennedy that the first and biggest reason good fans hate her is because she hired a white guy …who’s also shite at his job and fucked up a lot of good things about Star Wars lore.

aeronmelon,

Extra big bullets for extra big fascists.

aeronmelon,

It’s the No. 2 state for school supplies.

aeronmelon,

Doesn’t even matter which four-door sedan you drive.

Just take off your hubcaps, add a guard on your front grill, and suddenly everyone lets you pass then.

aeronmelon,

I know it’s becoming a trend to not let YouTube put cookies on your computer, but I have always gotten excellent suggestions from there.

Just play videos of the songs you like, and the suggested videos start feeding off of that history.

I don’t even log in, it just goes by whatever video is playing now and my recent watch history according to that particular browser.

aeronmelon,

Them calling it “Car Thing” makes me feel like I’m reading The Onion.

aeronmelon,

Only the first movie.

aeronmelon,

What the toilet looks like after eating at Big Kahuna Burger.

aeronmelon,

Michael Dorn looks weird without his Gowron makeup.

aeronmelon,

[Jet Li has entered the chat]

aeronmelon,

The one and only time Texas seceded land, and it’s because of zombies.

(I’m just joking, they seceded that land to keep doing slavery.)

aeronmelon,

Let’s be honest, this is a much cooler dragon.

aeronmelon,

Arson is an anti-climactic move from child murder.

aeronmelon,

Because the article doesn’t say, the American box office numbers for the week of Memorial Day 1995 (unadjusted):

  1. Casper - $25,511,615 (opening week)
  2. Die Hard with a Vengeance - $22,492,166 (-24.7% week over week)
  3. Braveheart - $15,571,948 (+489.3% week over week)
  4. Crimson Tide - $15,116,928 (-3.1% week over week)
  5. Forget Paris - $8,974,170 - (+13.9 week over week)

(Sixth place was the premier of Johnny Mnemonic at only 8.9 million.)

Keanu Reeve, Bruce Willis, Denzel Washington, and Mel Gibson all got beat by Bill Pullman!

I remember seeing Casper in the theaters with my family, and it’s entirely possible it was over Memorial Day weekend. Which means I might be partially responsible for this. 🙃

aeronmelon,

As far as I’m concerned, this behavior falls under Self-Medicating.

aeronmelon,

First she spilled chocolate on Picard, now she wants to spill milk. 😉

aeronmelon,

The Statler and Waldorf of the insect kingdom.

aeronmelon,

Yo mama so fat, the transportation rings have to make multiple trips.

It’s so childish, but at the same time you have to acknowledge that there is an art to it and often times it was more like a rap battle between kids than an actual attempt to hurt someone.

Louisiana chemical plant threatens to shut down if EPA emissions deadline isn't relaxed (apnews.com)

A synthetic rubber manufacturer accused of increasing the cancer risk for the nearby majority-Black community in Louisiana told a federal appeals court it will have to shut down “likely permanently” if it’s forced to meet the Biden administration’s deadline to reduce emissions....

aeronmelon,

He will be immortalized as a cautionary tale.

Lead tech: “Welcome to your first day on the job.” points to a picture of a bloody turbine and a newspaper clipping “Do not be this guy.”

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